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Arnold likes potato chips. Aaron likes pretzels. Jennifer likes donuts. Manfred likes Tootsie rolls. Norman likes cookies. Sandy likes ice cream. Martha likes crackers. Stephen likes to rip apart telephone books and make nests out of them.

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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 08:24
	Arnold likes potato chips. Aaron likes pretzels. Jennifer likes donuts. Manfred likes Tootsie rolls. Norman likes cookies. Sandy likes ice cream. Martha likes crackers. Stephen likes to rip apart telephone books and make nests out of them.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 08:25
	The previous page was where I put all the damned geography crap.
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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 10:01
	Spin around, sit down, use a match, multiply 68 by 41, eat a scotch egg, call Uzbekistan.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 10:04
	Boundless energy is required to migrate across my foreskin.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 11:19
	As I sit here and slowly grow a series of chins, I realize that I could turn the light out while I poop to enhance my sense of smell.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 11:21
	If I fall down in the express lane, open up the box of plastic spoons and dump them on me.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 11:22
	After an hour of combining tags, I never realized how pissed off I was about subdivisions.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 22 2016 at 11:23
	Growl at my sh*t and I'll snap my fingers for the golden plumb bob to appear.
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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 13:35
	Stand tall and enunciate.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 13:37
	Lenin's Oldsmobile isn't from the same year as yours.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 14:30
	If you don't think the government is putting surveillance equipment inside vaginas, you are a gullible fool who deserves a low sodium tartlet.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 22 2016 at 18:41
	Maybe I'll just ache for ballooning.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: March 23 2016 at 00:19
	Original titles of jazz standards #17: Days Of Wine And Roofies
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: March 23 2016 at 03:47
	In this moment I am a savage beast.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:08
	My eyes saw a bottle of water. My brain saw headphone pie and a big brick of cheddar cheese.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:09
	Roaring around the room like a lunatic, I lost my pants and then the contents of my colon. Whoops.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:10
	Flabbergasted by spaghetti, I reached for the salt and poured it onto my tongue. I am now a "potash heathen."
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:12
	I emptied the debris catcher of my vacuum into the toilet. Fun times are about to begin!
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:13
	George had a piece of brainiac cake in anticipation of the square root game.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52774	Posted: March 23 2016 at 08:21
	Cameron decided he needed amplification. He purchased an amplifier and a microphone and placed them in his sixth floor office. He set the equipment up and aimed the microphone at his chair and the amplifier out the window. When Cameron found the urge to pass gas, he turned up the volume on the amplifier and fired away. His gastric outbursts could be heard more than 20 city blocks away. The moral of this story is to do the dishes during commercials.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions