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Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: March 01 2016 at 15:58

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: March 01 2016 at 16:27

Drinking rum is a room full of bums is the only right way to live after retiring from 16 years as an ax murderer.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: March 01 2016 at 19:01

Salt is buggy.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: March 01 2016 at 22:55

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183

Posted: March 01 2016 at 23:05

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

They are more than welcome to scrub my feet as I sit in my sauna.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183

Posted: March 01 2016 at 23:05

Slits of the divine.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: March 01 2016 at 23:12

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

They are more than welcome to scrub my feet as I sit in my sauna.

Surely you wouldn't eat sardines in a sauna without offering some of them to a mermaid.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183

Posted: March 02 2016 at 00:08

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

They are more than welcome to scrub my feet as I sit in my sauna.

Surely you wouldn't eat sardines in a sauna without offering some of them to a mermaid.

The mermaid can have anything she wants, provided she has prosthetic legs.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183

Posted: March 02 2016 at 00:09

I like burning your gloves.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: March 02 2016 at 00:34

She had sweaty feet or butt.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: March 02 2016 at 00:41

Gregorian chant slipped out of the bathroom as she bathed.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: March 02 2016 at 00:42

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

They are more than welcome to scrub my feet as I sit in my sauna.

Surely you wouldn't eat sardines in a sauna without offering some of them to a mermaid.

The mermaid can have anything she wants, provided she has prosthetic legs.

I like sardines.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52829

Posted: March 02 2016 at 08:02

You can tell from the messed up hair that they were making a tornado pie.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

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Posted: March 02 2016 at 08:04

The deal was sealed with a frothy foot fungus.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

Joined: June 14 2007
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Points: 52829

Posted: March 02 2016 at 08:06

Carbonated earwax is the new nest.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

Joined: June 14 2007
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Points: 52829

Posted: March 02 2016 at 08:07

I accidentally found myself in a metadata harvest.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52829

Posted: March 02 2016 at 08:11

Bigass belts are coming back...

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7951

Posted: March 02 2016 at 09:02

I feel vigilant today. I think I'll wear a cape and tights.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

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Posted: March 02 2016 at 09:08

Atavachron wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Everyone here is a failure at golf.

There are people starving in Africa.

They are more than welcome to scrub my feet as I sit in my sauna.

Surely you wouldn't eat sardines in a sauna without offering some of them to a mermaid.

The mermaid can have anything she wants, provided she has prosthetic legs.

I like sardines.

I have nothing against sardines. Some of my best friends are sardines. I just think we should eat the poor ones. The ones that are destitute and unable to support themselves.

A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183

Posted: March 02 2016 at 10:13

The world is a terrible place to wear clothes.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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