Coport a Wish

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   Granted.
But since your last name is Kennedy every time you visit the restaurant they pelt you with Kimci.

I wish Pot was legal in CANADA.

Edited by JD - September 17 2015 at 17:25

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JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: September 17 2015 at 17:24
	Granted. But since your last name is Kennedy every time you visit the restaurant they pelt you with Kimci. I wish Pot was legal in CANADA. Edited by JD - September 17 2015 at 17:25
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A_Flower Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2015 Location: 2112 Status: Offline Points: 1199	Posted: September 23 2015 at 09:07
	Wish granted, but you got high and drove off a cliff and died I wish my crush (Who loves Rush, btw) would go out with me

JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: September 26 2015 at 16:13
	Granted. But during your dinner date you observe her pick her nose and then clean her fingernail with her teeth which causes you to vomit on the table and...well, I think it's safe to say the crush is over. I wish to be physically ravished but a bevy of female beauties between the ages of 24 and 35 all at once
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A_Flower Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2015 Location: 2112 Status: Offline Points: 1199	Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:23
	Granted, but all of THEM picked there noses and caused you to puke and then they all ran away leaving you alone in the soaking rain. Now you know how it feels, huh? I wish to go to England

JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:40
	^You made me laugh out loud ! Well done.
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Guldbamsen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104	Posted: September 27 2015 at 09:42
	I keep reading the title as 'carport a fish'... Carry on gents.
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JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: September 27 2015 at 11:49
	^Then put on your reading glasses and for god's sake...make sure you wash your hands when you're done
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