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A_Flower 
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 Topic: Coport a Wish
Posted: September 10 2015 at 20:46 |
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In this game you wish for something. The person below you grants the wish, but creates a counter to it.
Example:
Person 1: I wish for a hamburger
Person 2: Wish granted, but it was poisoned and you died. I wish for money.
Person 3: Wish granted, but you only got 5 cents
And so on. I wish for food
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 21:33 |
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^You got it but survival is tough when you have to eat grasshoppers.
I wish for rabbits.
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 21:38 |
Wish granted, but you are Lennie Small.  I wish for another beer.
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:25 |
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Wish granted but you pass out naked.
I wish for a shrubbery.
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zappaholic
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Location: flyover country
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:11 |
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As you are a Knight Who Says "NI!", I will be happy to give IT to you.
I wish for a new job.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Disparate Times
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Joined: July 12 2015
Location: Rust belt
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 08:02 |
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Done, unfortunately you're now Caitlyn Jenner's makeup artist so you will probably be unemployed soon.
I wish the Lions win a playoff game this year.
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Epignosis
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 08:11 |
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Wish granted, but you're still a Lions fan.
I wish for a quiet day at work.
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Horizons
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Joined: January 20 2011
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 10:51 |
Granted, but you've become deaf for the rest of your life.
I wish for immortality.
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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A_Flower
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Joined: April 18 2015
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 08:47 |
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Wish granted, but everyone you loved died without you
I wish my cat would stop killing mice
Edited by A_Flower - September 13 2015 at 08:48
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JD
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Location: Canada
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 09:28 |
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Granted, but now your cat's killer instinct turns to you and it plays with your lifeless carcass to the mice delight
I wish to be the soundman for ELP's BSS tour
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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dr wu23
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Joined: August 22 2010
Location: Indiana
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 14:32 |
Your wish is granted but sadly the members of ELP have a huge fight and the tour is indefinitely canceled. I wish for 'world peace'.
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin
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Disparate Times
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Joined: July 12 2015
Location: Rust belt
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 19:11 |
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Wish granted but feminists have killed all the men after filling sperm banks worldwide.
I wish Ohio weather was warm all year long.
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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Posted: September 14 2015 at 07:56 |
Wish granted. An asteroid is on its way. I wish I had a pair of pants with 12 legs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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A_Flower
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Posted: September 16 2015 at 23:37 |
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Wish granted but all the legs had holes in them and were so poorly made that anyone who wears them will rip them immediately
I wish for an infinant amount of wishes
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Smurph
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Location: Columbus&NYC
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:44 |
Wish granted, but you spend countless hours fixing everything with wishes and focuses on selfish desires, not realizing that your ego is turning into an extreme hubris, balanced with the fact that each wish you make also has an insane downside. You become obsessive and are unable to truly get what you want and happiness escapes you for all eternity.
I wish that I was constantly motivated and not overburdened with crippling self-doubt and a negative self-perception
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twseel
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 08:52 |
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive
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Smurph
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:13 |
 twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P
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twseel
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 09:40 |
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Well those things are part of the lack of motivation sometimes? Was trying to cover my bases hahah :P |
All right then I'll grant them!
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rushfan4
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 10:39 |
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean. I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.
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zappaholic
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Posted: September 17 2015 at 11:57 |
rushfan4 wrote:
twseel wrote:
that's two wishes
I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive |
Wish granted...but it is overtaken by hackers who plant a megavirus that wipes it clean.
I wish that I hadn't eaten that mystery meat in the back of my refrigerator.
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You're now safe - for awhile anyway, as the mystery substance in question has gained sentient life and eaten everything else in the fridge, and is waiting to pounce on you the next time you open it. I wish there was a good Vietnamese restaurant in my area.
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