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A_Flower 
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 Topic: Is a cow a fruit?
Posted: August 24 2015 at 21:16 |
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This has been bothering me and I just need to get it out of my system
IS A COW A FRUIT???
Edited by A_Flower - August 24 2015 at 21:18
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Posted: August 24 2015 at 22:14 |
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 08:29 |
 This gummy cow is fairly closely related to a fruit.
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 09:48 |
No, but..... 
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 11:21 |
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Call any cow
Call it by name
Call any cow
Call any cow
And the chances are good
The cow will respond to you
...That settles it. It's a vegetable.
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 12:06 |
I don't mean to be a grumpy old man but is this supposed to be funny...?
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 12:08 |
 dr wu23 wrote:
is this supposed to be funny...?
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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 16:56 |
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I'm a vegetable because of my antacids.
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 17:04 |
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The answer is of course yes.
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 17:29 |
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donuts are fruits as well so this is really a trick question.
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 18:10 |
Horizons wrote:
dr wu23 wrote:
is this supposed to be funny...?
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 18:22 |
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 18:50 |
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^Well since it's in the Just for Fun subforum, yeah I'm guessing it's supposed to be funny.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 18:57 |
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Why come to "Just for Fun" if you don't want fun?
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 19:20 |
I don't think a cow's sexuality is anyone's business but their own. And that's the udder truth...hahahahahahaha. Oh god my sides hurt. I continue to crack myself up. 
Edited by JD - August 25 2015 at 19:53
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 19:22 |
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^ I don't even know if "fruit" is used by anyone under 40 anymore to describe a gay man.
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JD
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Posted: August 25 2015 at 19:54 |
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But you understood the reference so you must be....over 40??
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Posted: August 26 2015 at 07:11 |
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Neither. A cow is the henriest vegetarian I can imagine. Every cow is a vegetarian, even if capable of catching a hare, but not every vegetarian is a cow. Period.
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Posted: August 26 2015 at 07:18 |
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I've heard vegetables moo before.
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Posted: August 27 2015 at 08:05 |
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Yes, yes it is. I'm very young, so i still have this sense of humour
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