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1. My smile creeps people out
2. I know how to tie my shoes in 2 different ways
3. I can see through walls as long as there's a window to look through
4. I can almost do a 180 on a pogo stick
5. I have read a raining total of 4 books in my lifetime
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^ in.
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1) I can play the saxophone in five different languages
2) I am descended from the man who discovered Ipswich
 
3) I can bend milk using only the power of my aura
 
4) I can calculate pie to 12 equal slices
 
5) I am a Bolid Vunce
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1 - I can play my vinyl collection on my sharpened pinky fingernail
2 - I can pull a nose hair out without shedding a tear
3 - I am the last living descendant of the man that invented oxygen and all it's popular uses
4 - I can walk backwards in the dark with my eyes closed
5 - I am fluent in many techniques


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^^ ^ your applications have been approved. Thumbs Up
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When will my secret decoder ring arrive in the mail?? Can I start to mentor my son on his journey to apply for his membership?
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^ No, but if you're lucky some bull penis and brandy might.
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Excellent!! I'll check my mail regularly.
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1. I can count like no-one can
5. that's enough
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^You may be too young for this, of coarse if you recount the years you've been alive you may qualify
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Edited by Otto9999 - October 31 2015 at 11:18
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1. Give me a Cuban (cigar) and I'll reroll it into 4 cigarettes. (Lasts longer obviously)
2. Otto only fooled me for two years
3. I can block a whole aisle in Walmart with nothing but a shopping cart and myself
4. I can talk really fast when I expect peoplewon'tlistenbecauseIusesuchhugenormouswords
5. I'd like to thank the academy
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^ in like gin
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I love all you bull penis eating b*****ds Hug
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sametbh Embarrassed Beer
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Thx and ditto.
And thx, the academy.

Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - February 26 2017 at 12:27
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The only question is, where is out fearless leader Atomic Rooster.
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1. I can cook Minute Rice in 53 seconds
2. I yelled at the Prime Minister to play Free Bird
3. I won at monopoly and I wasn't even playing as the race car
4. I've done a burnout on a ride-on lawn mower
5. I once got out of a speeding ticket by dropping a dollar at the officer's feet and saying "oops"
when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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^ after careful consideration, you are permitted to enter.
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^ Praise be to thou, Hatted Man Embarrassed

Glory to our grand poobah, Atomic Rooster. 
when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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