OK, here’s another:

Half is better then none.

An investigator uses the tools at hand, right?

So, How did you find these sites/bands/artists?

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RIGHT!!

Try this on for size.......PAL!

"that was the sound of Roger's wah-wah rabbits eating endives - very reasonable at this time of year...."

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 Goodness gracious me, James, I really don't see why you need my help with this one. As anyone possessed of a modicum of grey matter (and the right drugs) who has given TLOTR even a cursory read should be able to tell, this cleverly-penned excerpt contains some non-linear references to Gollum.

 It's a well known fact (at least among mental patients, and guitarists named Dale) that before Tolkien settled upon the names Smeagol/Gollum for his  minor villain, he toyed with the notion of naming his skulking, slimey character Roger, after a former publisher that he had had a less-than-lucrative professional relationship with. Furthermore, the name Smeagol, when rendered in Old Entish, is spoken as "Raa-jerr."

There is also a more obvious reference to the way that Gollum is moved to tears of frustration ("Wah-wah") when he sees the stolid Samwise cooking the "coneys," or rabbits, that Smeagol has procured for his peckish "Master" on the way to Mordor.

Next, there is a clever reference both to the way that Gollum dives into pools to catch fish ("endives"), and to the way that he does a header, or dives into Mount Doom at the end of the book -- he "end dives," as it were.

The final part is simply the Bonzos communicating to me through space and time that my explanation is very reasonable.

I hope that you will get more out of the song now. Remember, all rock lyrics are derived from Tolkien!

It's about time we stumped mr. Peter Rideout. Here's a lyric that obviously has no relation whatsoever to LOTR

"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily"

LOL ROFLMFAO

Excellent choice, danbo

Glass-Prison wrote: I don't think peter can find an explanation for these lyrics in LOTR. Last time I checked, there was no dynah mo humming over the husky wee wee (It's not as sick as it sounds)

Don't be so sure , oh "Crystal Dungeon." My research (cough cough) continues....

Move the topic!

This sounds like...

HUMOUR!

Here's another one, what's the LOTR reference here?:

I don't wanna kill my china pig
No I don't
Uh man's gotta live
Uh man's gotta eat
Uh man's gotta have shoes t' walk out on the street
I don't wanna kill my china pig
Ell he was uh baby I want yuh t' see
I don't wanna kill my china pig
Well I used t' go t' school
With uh' little red box
'n I used to have m' pig go with me
We walked for blocks
I don't wanna kill my china pig

GOOD LUCK!

Glass-Prison:

True, but there was hydroelectric power when Tolkien wrote the books.  However, there is an alternative explanation for the line.  A dynamo is, ultimately, an engine.  And we know that Saruman had developed a "dynamo" system at Isengard to create the Uruk-Hai and their weapons.  Thus, the line refers to the fact that Frodo and Sam were too far from Isengard to hear the "dynamo" hum.

Peace.

^now I would love to hear that version

if it's too risque for the boards, then msg it to me.