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Cell phones don't cause accidents. Siri does.
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An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away. Rabid watchdogs do.
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Speed doesn't kill. Accelerator pedals do.
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Pilot fatigue doesn't cause airplane wrecks. Cell phones not on airplane mode do.
Cell phones don't cause airplane wrecks. Siri does.

Edited by HackettFan - August 09 2014 at 23:46
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People don't kill people.  People kill everything

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Edited by zappaholic - August 10 2014 at 06:36
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Ants don't ruin a picnic. Rattlesnakes do.
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Electricity doesn't cause power surges. Thor does.
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People don't motivate people. Coffee and money motivates people.
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Originally posted by PrognosticMind PrognosticMind wrote:

People don't motivate people. Coffee and money motivates people.
Good one! It's even a two in one. Here's mine:

Coffee and money don't motivate people. Sex does.
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Neither coffee nor money motivates kids. Candy does.
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Spatulas don't flip hamburgers. People dodging spitting grease do.
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Fly swatters don't kill flies. Jedi knights do.
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That's not bullets that kill you. That's the hole (tribute to Laurie Anderson).
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Employers don't own employee benefits. Employees do.
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