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Points: 4339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:44
I hate to trespass, but can you tell me where my best bet lies if I were cruisin' for burgers?
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Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:49
^ Jethro the money to me and I can tull you all the answers. Wink
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Deal! I've only got 46 bucks and 2 cents though.
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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:05
I'm up for selling them by the pound
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I khan't do it. 
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Points: 4339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:12
I'm getting mixed signals here and I don't know who to fix my heart on.
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Points: 8856 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:18
Just pick he who am the only one.
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Points: 4339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:29
Might just get a tall latte instead.
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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:35
If bad puns were stars, then this thread is starless.
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Points: 65513 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2014 at 21:36
This has become quite a saga.  You could build a colosseum and people would come to watch.
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If Yes Accept Ozric Tentacles I Am Above on the Left 
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2014 at 10:21
Make a Wishbone Ash and throw down the sword, and you will be Blowin' Free
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Did you hear about the jazz rock musician that went travelling? He remarked,

          "If, I can get to the Colosseum on time, I'll ride a Soft Machine for Miles, in need of a Weather Report, and Passport."
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2014 at 15:17
He’s welcome to the machine, but I think there’s a missing piece. He’ll probably need some kind of tool.
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The Division Bell never rang.
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:29
The pipers at the gate of dawn kept waiting until it was dusk...
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:31
Baba o'really did u know who were the who?
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:33
John said,"iam the walrus"... Paul replied, "let it be". Then Clapton came with Cocaine and the three of them went to the Strawberry Fields Forever...

Edited by addictedtoprog - July 24 2014 at 14:40
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:37
Keep saying Yes to Genesis until finally No-Man is left and u hear Nosound.
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Points: 1422 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:45
Ok...i do apologise now...for this pun thing turned out to be quite a pun-ishment for u guys.

Edited by addictedtoprog - July 24 2014 at 14:45
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