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ExittheLemming 
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
 Posted: May 24 2014 at 09:04 |
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Seasick Plankton from the pogroms of Luxembourg are so irreducibly retro that even Svetonio considers them old hat
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 11:29 |
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An idiot king, a fly fisherman.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 14:14 |
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I've injured the timeline again.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 22:40 |
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Mercifully Forgotten Poets # 168: Bugs McLuggage - from his 1846 collection: A Couplet is Just a Wee Cup
Ode to a Bank Oh ye beasties of bean counting zeal Can't you sense the pain that we feel? You fashion your prose, by thumbing your nose At every mercy your greed forgot From welfare scourging to burial plot Raise a glass to visions that burn We can but pray it points to the sun Edited by ExittheLemming - May 24 2014 at 22:42 |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 22:48 |
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Fortions for poxes.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:12 |
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That's my spiel and you can't have it.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:15 |
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But is it your glockenspiel, Mr. Hootyboots ?
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:24 |
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You've got my two spiels mixed up again. There's my glock spiel, which is about workplace safety, and my glocken spiel, which is about workplace safety in Germany.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:45 |
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So you have two penises?
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:46 |
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The big brown eyes of irreverent syrup.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:57 |
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Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain: Making Your Own Genital Extensions and Their Application
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2014 at 23:58 |
For at least 16 years. But the second one isn't where you'd think it'd be. |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 25 2014 at 00:24 |
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I just assumed everyone keeps their's in a case, like I do.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:05 |
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^ Bear traps you say?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:15 |
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More like a bad haircut.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:23 |
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I didn't know that could produce milk.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:32 |
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#1 Bestsellers #442: Communist Muck Raking: Menial Labor Is Fun So Smile - Gregor Stenconvinsky
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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twseel
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Joined: December 15 2012 Location: abroad Status: Offline Points: 22767 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:36 |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65616 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:48 |
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Gabriel's Mess: Why He Rushed the Annunciation
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 25 2014 at 01:56 |
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