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Points: 4339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 22 2014 at 08:35
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Trying to Find a Raisin: 200 of Frank Zappa's Best Muffin Recipes for the Concerned Inyaphobia


I had to look that up LOL
Me too. LOL
I'm still not certain that's the right phobia.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Trying to Find a Raisin: 200 of Frank Zappa's Best Muffin Recipes for the Concerned Inyaphobia


I had to look that up LOL

So did I -  hilarious, who knew such a thing even existed.   I think I may have Enyaphobia


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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

5 Albums You Need to Hear After You Die:

Bob Likes to Go On Top - Toyah
My Boss the Pope - Gary Glitter & the Benedictine Nuns of Notre-Dame Girls Choir
St Francis of Asinine - Frank Zappa
Roofie's Babysitter Lullabys - Michael Jackson
Before His Balls Dropped - Geddy Lee


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^^ Inyafacephobia wrecked the career of promising Scottish welterweight Bugs 'Bugs' McLuggage. He ended his days as Punch's understudy at a puppet show on Morecambe Beach. Sad story


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Drunk like a reindeer in central America.
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 23 2014 at 07:26
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Drunk like a reindeer in central America.


A Panamanian reindeer can down 4 bottles of tequila in a single sitting and still pull a heavy sleigh through a snowdrift. The only reason Santa doesn't use them is they fart like bean curd vegans.
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