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Pack the sweaters with meats.
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Bad Calendar Ideas #898 -  Spider Holes of Saddam Hussein 
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The Writer's Guild of Azerbaijan would like to invite you to it's annual Multi-Party Weekend Of Fun, Dance, And Structured Living. This years keynote speaker is Ronald B. Askjer who will be discussing the importance of obscure punctuation in conjunction with the conditions of women's rights in small European nations, in the 1970s. There will be roast duck and fountains of absinth, so please come on by!

Respond affirmatively and in a timely manner to norestinthiscountrybecauseofvariousactivities909@azerbajianaolknockoff.com with your name and how much you would like to donate to the hookers of room 7C.

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^ I got that too--  are you going for both days? 

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Absolutely. I don't want to miss the collapsible hot tub again.
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Or the Nose Hair Booth, got a spectacular trim last year.  Maybe I'll post some photos.
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Otherwise known as great calendar ideas #822?


And true. Those Azerbaijani writers, prostitutes, pig farmers, thermonuclear physicists, and cat breeders know how to use scissors in ways I always forget afterwards.
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NOSE HAIR TRIMMER, Hair Trimmer, Y&amp;R Copenhagen, Imerco, Print, Outdoor, Ads


Mind you, this is after two inches were removed.
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Reminds me of an old eskimo saying: "6 X 6y = (7x^8)/(67o + 2)
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No more alphabets, starting tomorrow 6:13PM.
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Ripping like an old pair of boxer jeans.
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Mind you, this is after two inches were removed.




Is it just me or does anyone else see Phil Collins in this shot?
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Jazz is the antithesis of racist comedy, black guys do it best but are the butt of all the jokes
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Eggs of the Sahara don't fetch a high price at European auctions anymore.
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Bad calendar ideas #4: Circumcision Errors Of Brooklyn Jews
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Bad calendar ideas #29: Snot Sculpture of the Homeless 1972 -76
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This fetus has no mind of it's own. It is a slave to the equilibrium.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Is it just me or does anyone else see Phil Collins in this shot?

Oh my god it is Phil -
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Bad calendar ideas #29: Snot Sculpture of the Homeless 1972 -76

That was back when the Snotsculpting movement was cutting edge, these days someone comes along and blows their nose in a cantaloupe and think it's art.
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