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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: April 11 2014 at 01:01 |
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I resembled a bookshelf.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 01:15 |
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We've all stared into the toilet of destiny, and we have all made the hard choices.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 13:28 |
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Oft forgotten saints #61: Argba, the patron saint of nut filled woodland creatures
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 16:45 |
^ would that be the woodland or the creatures having a surfeit of nuts?. I'm not being picky but some little squirrel's immortal soul depends on it
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 16:46 |
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An emoticon after a death threat is still a death threat: The New Global Electronic Diplomacy
Edited by ExittheLemming - April 11 2014 at 16:46
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 17:21 |
 Atavachron wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
Ferrets, Parrots, Clarets, and Carrots: Exotic Soups of the Caribbean
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Are Caribbean ferrets sold descented i.e. have their anal glands been removed? It's just that I'm anal gland intolerant but a real soup buff and it's hours on the toilet otherwise
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I'm afraid that's the best part of the soup.
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 17:44 |
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Bring forth the peppers for King Sequel - Level 4 Oncology.
Edited by irrelevant - April 11 2014 at 17:46
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 18:36 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
^ would that be the woodland or the creatures having a surfeit of nuts?. I'm not being picky but some little squirrel's immortal soul depends on it
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Being biblical it is open to interpretation. Many sects believe it is the creature itself, yet a growing and rather subversive group is liking the woodlands to be filled with nuts. I suspect fights to begin at 17.34 Zulu time, next Thursday.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 20:07 |
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The queen, the queen, someone else's most prized possessions for a queen.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 22:08 |
twseel wrote:
Once you become one with the stick it's time to drop an arm. |
Wish I'd read this three years ago.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 22:18 |
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I piss lasers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: April 11 2014 at 22:58 |
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^ count your blessings, I sh*t cathode ray tubes
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 00:29 |
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Sometimes though, urine isn't a pocket protector.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 01:40 |
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Flagellum are not commonly used in the creation of soufflé .
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 02:07 |
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#1 hits of the 00s #80913: Styrofoam Dick - Run QC & Mucky Sanders
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 03:10 |
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Doomed Business Ventures #11 - Makeup For Cats
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 03:37 |
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Barking spiders spied sparking biters.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 03:52 |
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Mad Insect sects made insecticide mandatory
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 03:54 |
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Violent violets violate virulent variants.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 12 2014 at 04:18 |
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Peaceful violets would sing around a camp fire (or a manly fire if available) and pray for their persecutors forgivemess.
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