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ExittheLemming 
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
 Posted: April 10 2014 at 07:22 |
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Are Caribbean ferrets sold descented i.e. have their anal glands been removed? It's just that I'm anal gland intolerant but a real soup buff and it's hours on the toilet otherwise |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 08:10 |
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There once was a pineapple who was sad because he didn't have any parents. There was a pineapple who was sad because he didn't have any parents because he was a pineapple and pineapples don't have parents. The end. Now go to sleep, kiddo.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 08:53 |
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^ so how many baby sitting gigs do you get?
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 09:13 |
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Less than you would think.
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irrelevant
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 10:26 |
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He was a crafty swine. Dinner and three hours later we knew Gredsparhd Corp was going under.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 15:41 |
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Voluptuous pennyswine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:05 |
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Watch your dubstep.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:21 |
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We all had a fetish for Lilith. That is until she started wasting creampuffs outside of San Antonio. Now, James just wants to rape her, Austin just wants to cover her in dominoes, Chris just wants to bury himself in the sand, Jobrill just wants to sanitize a warehouse, Martin just wants to use a shovel for a fork, and I just want to watch the glow of fireflies as beautiful women give me sponge baths.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:27 |
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:33 |
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^ 33 oz. is all you need!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HolyMoly
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Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:51 |
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Tiger fins! Glow on a card! Eat more spice rack! Columbus was wrong!
Petunia death!
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 16:54 |
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Fun is how you define that rectal cactus over there.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 17:06 |
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What do you call the telephone?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 17:42 |
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Jealous doesn't rhyme with penis unless youre Bulgarian.
Edited by Man With Hat - April 10 2014 at 17:42 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 20:32 |
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I'm afraid that's the best part of the soup. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 21:42 |
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Drugs found her naked in the sewer drain. We found her partially dressed in Stetsons under a bus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 22:00 |
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The Stepson's Stetsons: How a Death, a Will, and a Hat Collection Tore a Prominent Family Apart
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 22:11 |
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^ That's not how you say 'shrimp boats'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 10 2014 at 23:02 |
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Oh I think it is, Little Rusty.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 11 2014 at 00:36 |
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#1 hits of the 00s #12880: Grandma's Horny - Rude Shank Fella
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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