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Atavachron 
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
 Posted: April 06 2014 at 05:51 |
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"James Joyce was a hack". -- Suk Dung, North Korean Literature Commissioner
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 05:58 |
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Samuel Beckett liked to gargle with urine (reputedly, but not exclusively his own)
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 06:04 |
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Franz Kafka had to attend secondary school with mittens attached by string to his duffel-coat. The rest is history.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 06:06 |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 12:11 |
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Lovingly assembled by masochists.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 14:05 |
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I've only been arrested 15 times for public urination.
On a cop. Dressed as a nun with assless chaps. While strangling a baby seal. |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 16:06 |
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Sometime we play games that conclude with axes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 23:32 |
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That last one gave you away; no guy would pee on a cop dressed as a nun with assless chaps without full use of his hands. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 06 2014 at 23:52 |
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Witness the video. It's pure seal carnage. The last breaths were saying "Take that you fascist pig". Which I tried to argue wasn't the point. But then it was dead and couldn't argue anymore. Edited by Man With Hat - April 06 2014 at 23:53 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 00:03 |
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Was the seal peeing on the cop? Because that's the only plausible way it could've gone down.
Edited by Atavachron - April 07 2014 at 00:04 |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 00:11 |
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Depends if we were all transferred to a more affine space than the one we usually reside in.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 00:43 |
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The Goat Rectum Soup Diet
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 01:16 |
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#1 hits of the 00s #99013: Rum Tits & Longhair Shoes - Deaf Par-Tees.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 01:16 |
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Large Milky Breasts: Memories of My Grandfather
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 01:27 |
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Sometimes we remember things we say. Other times we are all accuse of subliminal racism against the Belgians.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 02:23 |
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A Shocking Tale of Deceit, Deception, and Other Words Synonymous with Lying
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 03:18 |
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"No, Luke, I am your father. It's Luke, isn't it?"
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 08:18 |
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I was given a lift in a yellow car today to go to a funeral and was told that Sir Cliff Richard had had an arse reconstruction. (I'm not making this up but cannot vouch for my traveling companions
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 09:16 |
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It Doesn't Matter If We All Die (If It means the Box Sets Shift Quicker) - the Story of the Cure
Edited by ExittheLemming - April 07 2014 at 09:18 |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: April 07 2014 at 10:52 |
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Whip it like it stole your butter and made a bad pun about taxis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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