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"I swear by my last pair of matching socks--and they were knitted in the image of Jesus, so that should carry some weight. Er, well my granny tells me they were knitted in the image of Him, anyway. Her eyesight isn't what it used to be and they might make a better Seth Rogan than anyone else. Sadly those aren't the socks I'm wearing right now, or what I'm trying to say might be more solemn, perhaps, or I could just show you how Seth Rogan-y they are. In fact, what socks am I wearing? Oh. That's a bit embarrassing. I'm wearing unmatching Valentines socks--no, no, no! Don't look! They're as awful as they sound. One has the ugliest cupid you'd ever see and the other's just a bunch of red hearts. Uh... why are we talking about socks? At any rate we'd keep you if we could, but you're fired."
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I snese like a belsh and the bits come fluing out and always hit the othewrs in slowmotion
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Bad Calendar Ideas #6 -  Diarrhetic Nuns of Melbourne 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Tonight's primetime lineup:

9PM: We Interrupt This Broadcast: The Endings Of Various Programs That Were Interrupted Due To Tragedy


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Like an arrow, I sh*t at thee.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Tonight's primetime lineup:

8PM: Did Benjamin Harrison Really Create Meth?
9PM: We Interrupt This Broadcast: The Endings Of Various Programs That Were Interrupted Due To Tragedy
10PM: How Jazz Saved Equatorial Guinea, Part II
11PM: Nights In Toad Suck Arkansas
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Rain death upon me.

Death again? It's been three weeks of solid death.

Fine fine...how about crullers?

All out I'm afraid.

Damn...Rastafarian mudslides?

Ditto.

Hmm...Cadillac tire irons?

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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 24 2014 at 15:49
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:


Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

That's a bold sausage.
Not as bold as that bun... and I hope that's mustard.


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Ill Advised names for Hungarian Porn Stars # 38: Judith Szűcs
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 24 2014 at 04:18
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

That's a bold sausage.

Not as bold as that bun... and I hope that's mustard.



Not as we know it Jim, but it will make your eyes water. Has either been where no man has gone before?
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

That's a bold sausage.

Not as bold as that bun... and I hope that's mustard.
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Have your eggs ever sold out?
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Blu Tack Clan smashed my car and put blu tack all over the damaged windscreen. 
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That's a bold sausage.
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You've named too many Iranians already.
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Once you become one with the stick it's time to drop an arm.
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I like the mustaches that touch the floor.
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 24 2014 at 00:03
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

"I'm just sayin'. It's kinda weird to have to sign a waiver to eat at a restaurant."


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Sometimes valve oil, is just valve oil.
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Mock the Shonkey: Peter Gabriel's Private Struggle with Dyslexia
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