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ExittheLemming 
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 Posted: March 23 2014 at 03:40 |
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Rejected Star Trek Episodes # 45:
The Buttinski Maneuver (The Real McCoy is Unfazed by Chekov's Anal Probe)
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 03:49 |
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^ I'd swear I've seen that
Rejected Star Trek Episodes #311 - Again With the Archons
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 08:06 |
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Chelsea 6 Arsenal 0
You could hear a pin fart in the dressing room as the dejected athletes sat and stared fixedly at the tiled floor, the safest resting place they reckoned to avoid the damning gaze of their anguished manger. His latent silence was proving considerably more unnerving than the storm that might be passing over their crestfallen heads. At long last someone broke the monotony of this suffocating reverie:
So what are our chances of winning the English Premier League now boss?
Arsene Wenger twisted his lips into an ironic sadistic grin before turning his grey head to face his interlocutor
About as likely as Fred Phelps appearing in a Village People Tribute band I'd say
Edited by ExittheLemming - March 23 2014 at 08:09
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 16:40 |
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James Joyce had three pet rabbits. Their names were Shinashoocaaann, Vociverouscoonmaaakaanvoolteerboolbuulboolbuuulsan, and Bob.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 19:43 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
James Joyce had three pet rabbits. Their names were Shinashoocaaann, Vociverouscoonmaaakaanvoolteerboolbuulboolbuuulsan, and Bob. |
Clearly a typo, you mean rabbis yes?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 20:45 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
James Joyce had three pet rabbits. Their names were Shinashoocaaann, Vociverouscoonmaaakaanvoolteerboolbuulboolbuuulsan, and Bob. |
Clearly a typo, you mean rabbis yes? |
Did you watch the documentary? Clearly there wouldn't be that type of flan leftover.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 20:59 |
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"I'm just sayin'. It's kinda weird to have to sign a waiver to eat at a restaurant."
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 21:36 |
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More than icicles stuck to his scrotum that day.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 21:53 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
James Joyce had three pet rabbits. Their names were Shinashoocaaann, Vociverouscoonmaaakaanvoolteerboolbuulboolbuuulsan, and Bob. |
Clearly a typo, you mean rabbis yes? |
I think there's some confusion here: Joyce had three bouts of rabies, contracted from an extended skunk hunt in Cork.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 22:05 |
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People who aren't Shiva #1820: James. M. Mauro
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 22:56 |
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Mock the Shonkey: Peter Gabriel's Private Struggle with Dyslexia
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 23 2014 at 23:09 |
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Sometimes valve oil, is just valve oil.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 00:03 |
HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:
"I'm just sayin'. It's kinda weird to have to sign a waiver to eat at a restaurant." |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 01:12 |
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I like the mustaches that touch the floor.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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twseel
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 01:27 |
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Once you become one with the stick it's time to drop an arm.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 01:30 |
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You've named too many Iranians already.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 01:57 |
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That's a bold sausage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 02:13 |
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Blu Tack Clan smashed my car and put blu tack all over the damaged windscreen.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 02:19 |
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Have your eggs ever sold out?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 24 2014 at 04:13 |
Man With Hat wrote:
That's a bold sausage. |
Not as bold as that bun... and I hope that's mustard.
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