^ I know, but paying tax on interest on money you won is kinda money for nothing so that's no big deal, any way, you're not going to invest that kind of money in this country anyway so those smarmy accountants are going to have to earn their fees if they want paying.
Anyway...
Realisable ideas of what to do with £108,000,000:
1. Quit work - amount left: £108,000,000
2. Buy the company I worked for and close it - amount left: £100,000,000 + interest + £1,000,000 on sale of company assets
3. Re-employ the few people I liked doing something they liked and are good at - amount left: £100,000,000 + interest
4. Take a holiday - amount left: £98,990,000 + interest
5. Start a guitar, lute, electric violin, and electric cello manufacturing business - amount left: £98,000,000 + interest
6. Start a small independent record label and sign all my friends who are in bands, including Season's End of course - amount left: £96,000,000 + interest
7. Pay for studio time of all from (6) except Season's End - amount left: £95,950,000 + interest
8. Pay off mortgage with interest earnt last month - amount left: £95,950,000
9. Start a small bespoke hifi company making top-end equipment at sensible prices - amount left: £92,000,000 + interest
10. Finish recording the two Season's End albums they started 6 years ago but still haven't managed to finish. Inform Steven Wilson he's not involved in the project, pay Francis Lickerish to sit in on the mixing sessions instead - amount left: £91,990,000 + interest
11. Ban all audiophiles from buying my hifi equipment - amount left: £91,990,000 + interest
12. Build a modest house by the sea - amount left: £88,000,000 + interest
13. Buy a car or five, two of which will be Italian, the rest will have once been British - amount left: £86,500,000 + interest
14. Buy a new pair of boots with the interest earnt today - amount left: £86,500,000
15. Have holiday - amount left: £86,490,000 + interest
16. Inform the people I employed in (3) that we gave it our best shot and it's really not working, but it's not me it's them, so I'm afraid that I'm going to have to let them all go, best of luck for the future and all that, here's a few quid for your trouble, catch you all on Linkedin sometime, cheers and all. Bye - amount left: £86,390,000 + interest + £500,000 on sale of company assets
17. Employ some musicians to record an album of Cacophony of Silence music - amount left: £86,870,000 + interest.
18. Perfect a contactless Laser turntable for playing vinyl - amount left: £86,720,000 + interest
~~~~~ it could get messy from here on because Steve Hackett, David Gilmour and Justin Beiber have endorsed my custom guitars and the company has now started to break-even, with the stringless Beiber signature model we're projecting a six-figure annual profit. For the purposes of this list, I shall not count any money earned from this venture ~~~~~
19. Start an new venture making old-skool guitar effects pedals - amount left: £82,720,000 + interest
20. Open a British Tea Shop style café/restaurant - amount left: £82,500,000 + interest
21. Learn the art of blowing glass - amount left: £82,498,500 + interest
22. Create a valve (tube) hifi amplifier that will retail for less than £250 - amount left: £82,000,000 + interest
23. Create a valve (tube) guitar amplifier that will retail for less than £300 - amount left: £81,500,000 + interest
24. Buy an apartment in Barcelona - amount left: £79,000,000 + interest
25. Send Season's End out on tour to promote their twin album release - amount left: £78,950,000 + interest
26. With the profits from the record label, sign-up as many of the PA member bands as practical, including Cyndee Le Rule if possible - amount left: £78,950,000 + interest
27. Pay for studio time of all from (26) - amount left: £78,900,000 + interest
28. Create an analogue modelling synthesiser that will retail for less than £500 - amount left: £76,900,000 + interest
29. Create a purely analogue wireless audio streaming system for audiophiles that will retail for the price of a modest flat in London - amount left: £76,000,000 + interest
30. Sell one of (29) - amount left: £76,900,000 + interest
31. Take out patent on (18) - amount left: £76,885,000 + interest
32. Pay small orchestra to perform two hours of music from Cacophony of Light back-catalogue at the Royal Festival Hall to an invited audience, record the event for personal listening pleasure - amount left: £76,400,000 + interest
33. Fly out to Brazil for a grand PA meet-up with Guigo and Anna for any of my PA friends who want to tag along - amount left: £76,200,000 + interest
34. Buy a snow white kite and write "I Love You" on it in letters of gold - amount left: £76,199,900 + interest
35. Build and equip a rehearsal & recording studio that's free to all local bands and musicians - amount left: £75,000,000 + interest
36. Stage a "thank you" gig for Jo Hampshire of Whitby Gothic Weekend fame featuring as many of the acts that she has promoted over the years as we can squeeze in to a weekend - amount left: £74,500,000 + interest
37. Stage a similar "thank you" event for Catherine Jackson of the Lounge Bar, Alton for all the local acts she's promoted and supported - amount left: £74,450,000 + interest
38. Take wife to Japan to fly the kite purchased at (34) and have lunch with Keishiro- amount left: £74,440,000 + interest
39. Buy the local cinema for a modest price but spend a small fortune restoring it back to its Art Nouveau glory - amount left: £71,440,000 + interest
40. Vintage guitar effects pedals are flying off the shelves quicker than we can produce them - decide to reinvest in new manufacturing facility rather than subcontract - amount left: £67,440,000 + interest
41. Reopen the Palace cinema as a truly independent Art House cinema and café bar - amount left after deducting 12 months running cost losses: £66,850,000 + interest
42. Buy a book on Philosophy and burn it - amount left: £68,849,990 + interest
43. Pass "Go" - collect £200 from banker - amount left: £68,850,190 + interest
44. Commission a master clock maker to construct a functional orrery that includes all the minor planets and moons - amount left: £68,500,000 + interest
45. Commission a sculpture of Death, complete with scythe and red reflective eyes that catch in car headlights like cats-eyes, place it beside the road at front of house facing on-coming traffic - amount left: £68,490,000 + interest
46. Buy the café that's on summit of Mount Snowdon and remodel it as Noah's Ark - amount left: £64,000,000 + interest
47. Commission a pair of stegosaurus sculptures for above - amount left: £63,950,000 + interest
48. Dinner at The Fat Duck for me and family - amount left: £63,948,500 + interest
49. Build a recording studio in the backgarden, with an observatory in the roof - amount left: £63,900,000 + interest
50. Design and manufacture a high capacity MP3 media player that is compact and not crap - amount left: £63,000,000 + interest
...and that just leaves the 63 million pound question... what to do next year.
Edited by Dean - March 20 2014 at 04:10