Which One Of Jesus’s Disciples Are You? |
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progresssaurus
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 13:27 | ||
The tendency, already discernible in the canonical Gospels, to lay stress on the efforts of Pilate to acquit Christ, and thus pass as lenient a judgment as possible upon his crime, goes further in the apocryphal Gospels and led in later years to the claim that he actually became a Christian. The Abyssinian Church reckons him as a saint, and assigns 25 June to him and to Claudia Procula, his wife. (source) And you are sole Jesus' disciple, which is mentioned in Apostles' Creed "Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae, et in Iesum Christum, Filium Eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato ... " |
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The T
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 13:35 | ||
Pontio Pilato also deserves credit for doing more for personal hygiene than basically everybody after him...
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 18:52 | ||
Crap the link went away, http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/which-of-jesuss-disciples-are-you |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 19:45 | ||
No, I speak of these people in the poll. |
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proggman
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 19:55 | ||
According to the quiz I am James, but according to myself I am Jesus and you're my disciples.
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When he rides, my fears subside.
For darkness turns once more to light. Through the skies, his white horse flies. To find a land beyond the night. |
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 21:49 | ||
I got Mary Magdalene.
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
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Chris S
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 23:30 | ||
Judas seems to be winning hands down....or should I say hands up
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...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
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Kati
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Posted: February 24 2014 at 23:40 | ||
no comment.
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CPicard
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Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:01 | ||
According to the quiz, I would be Matthew.
Fine, I love me some writing. |
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HolyMoly
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:19 | ||
Everyone always forgets to mention Todd. He's an underrated disciple. I don't think he's even mentioned in the Book.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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progresssaurus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2012 Location: Czech Republic Status: Offline Points: 1884 |
Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:35 | ||
I'm afraid that in the eyes of orthodox atheism, this quiz is not entirely serious
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Dean
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Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:35 | ||
I doubt that Thomas will win this poll.
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What?
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HolyMoly
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:37 | ||
So would he.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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progresssaurus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2012 Location: Czech Republic Status: Offline Points: 1884 |
Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:52 | ||
For verily I say unto you, that blessed are they that are not in this poll, and yet will win in this poll
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Tuzvihar
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Posted: February 26 2014 at 11:42 | ||
Bartholomew because... That is my real name!
EDIT: the quiz said Thomas though... I'm not sure. Edited by Tuzvihar - February 26 2014 at 11:46 |
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"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."
Charles Bukowski |
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aapatsos
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Posted: February 26 2014 at 12:37 | ||
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Chris S
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Posted: February 26 2014 at 13:17 | ||
How can choosing a home appliance or a cuddly animal define what hash smoking disciple you were?
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: February 26 2014 at 13:28 | ||
Because these Internet/Facebook quizzes are like horoscopes, one size fits all, so it doesn't matter what the questions are or what answers you give. All it needs is a set of questions that will give a number of possible combination of answers to cover the resulting conclusions. These conclusions will have enough vague and generic positive traits that subjective validation will make them appear to be an apt assessment of whoever takes the quiz. Or the one sentence explanation: They're all a load of bollocks.
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What?
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progresssaurus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2012 Location: Czech Republic Status: Offline Points: 1884 |
Posted: February 27 2014 at 02:13 | ||
You can believe that quiz algorithm is based on Jung's psychological concept and animals are archetypes.
I see, foolish pictures of Jesus and jokes about saints is not good fun |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: February 27 2014 at 06:31 | ||
That's fine talk coming from a person who's just asked me to help unlock his peppermint palace! |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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