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Horizons

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Posted: September 15 2013 at 18:00

Edited by Horizons - September 15 2013 at 18:00

Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.

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Posted: February 23 2014 at 08:33

I'm ordering me T-Shirts & a jersery today.Anyplace i can get a Prog Archives baseball cap? I like wearing a cap-not just because my hair follicles are shutting down-i just like the look.

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Posted: February 23 2014 at 14:56

Coolio! Good logo for tees....

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 21:30

P.A. does not have female sizes, small size will not do it considering I have a small waist and wider hips grrrr thus a square t-shirt would make me uhmmm ermmm look square(rish) really

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 22:51

Think I want a Progarchives bathrobe. That would do it for me.

Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 22:54

progbethyname wrote:

Think I want a Progarchives bathrobe. That would do it for me.

hahahaha progbethyname your comment is most unexpected as the only person I could think of wearing a bathrobe besides for the usual purpose is Hugh Hefner lolol

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 23:10

Kati wrote:

progbethyname wrote:

Think I want a Progarchives bathrobe. That would do it for me.

hahahaha progbethyname your comment is most unexpected as the only person I could think of wearing a bathrobe besides for the usual purpose is Hugh Hefner lolol

It's all about atmosphere and comfort. The 'prog robe' would do it all.
Actually, maybe on the back of the robe I could have nice bold lettering that says, 'I dressed up today because Prog told me to.' Yup. This could work. Anyway. Hope your t-shirt situation gets resolved soon. I think a lit of the apparel might be a tad biased seeing how it fits only square-based men. Lol.

Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 23:20

progbethyname wrote:

Kati wrote:

progbethyname wrote:

Think I want a Progarchives bathrobe. That would do it for me.

hahahaha progbethyname your comment is most unexpected as the only person I could think of wearing a bathrobe besides for the usual purpose is Hugh Hefner lolol

Hahahaha progbethyname, in terms of comfort yes however in terms of prog one would rather opt for a cape

Edited by Kati - March 27 2014 at 23:20

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Posted: March 27 2014 at 23:25

I guess we must take women sizes up with M@X, neh? He is actually really hot yay! Not sure if he can fix this tho'

bah!

Edited by Kati - March 27 2014 at 23:25

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:30

Kati wrote:

P.A. does not have female sizes, small size will not do it considering I have a small waist and wider hips grrrr thus a square t-shirt would make me uhmmm ermmm look square(rish) really

Bah Humbug! You mean:

However, what you need is Prog Archives Spectacles you myopic one of fairer-sex, slimmer-waist, wider-hips (a euphemism if I've ever heard one) and ultimately very blonde.

The T's are made by Zazzle and they print them to order on a wide range of 126 different styles of boob-covering apparel, 39 of which are tailored specifically for humans born of the wrong sex, including such things as a Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (yum) and, (yes this is true and in great demand among the Prog clientèle), a Woman's Maternity T-Shirt (as opposed to a Man's Maternity T-Shirt), you can even have it in pink, though I've never understood why anyone would deliberately wear a pink anything or why young gurls are inexplicably drawn to such a nauseous colour.

Anyhoo -just scroll down the page and under the colour chart is a selection of four clothing styles, one of which is fleamail, click the "Seal Styles (126)" button to Seymour.

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Kati

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:35

hahahahahaha! Dean I cannot stop laughing right now lol you pest hahahaha to be honest that hot model wearing a P.A. t-shirt looks hot but very much pregnant too

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:37

Uhm besides, last time I checked I was not expecting anything

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:38

Kati wrote:

hahahahahaha! Dean I cannot stop laughing right now lol you pest hahahaha to be honest that hot model wearing a P.A. t-shirt looks hot but very much pregnant too

nothing to do with me....

Edited by Dean - March 28 2014 at 03:40

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Kati

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:41

Dean wrote:

nothing to do with me....

hahahaha Dean lol btw I would never have anything mentioned aka emphasizing my bum lol coz it certainly is obnoxiously as it is lol

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:45

P.S. back to topic, that t-shirt is so wrong coz my bum looks wrong in anything thus a fight would progress whithin sensitive topic lol

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:47

Kati wrote:

Dean wrote:

nothing to do with me....

hahahaha Dean lol btw I would never have anything mentioned aka emphasizing my bum lol coz it certainly is obnoxiously as it is lol

I think we're going have to take such a statement without pictorial proof but I suspect there are a number of people here who may disagree with that.

But never mind, it's all behind you now. Tongue

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Kati

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:51

Dean wrote:

Kati wrote:

Dean wrote:

nothing to do with me....

hahahaha Dean lol btw I would never have anything mentioned aka emphasizing my bum lol coz it certainly is obnoxiously as it is lol

I think we're going have to take such a statement without pictorial proof but I suspect there are a number of people here who may disagree with that.

But never mind, it's all behind you now. Tongue

hahahahaha that last comment I must share too coz it's so good lol never mind, it's all behind you now hahahahaha

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:56

it's so unlikely a prog fan would actually have sex that a pregnant model is a bit hard to swallow... if you will

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:57

Kati wrote:

P.S. back to topic, that t-shirt is so wrong coz my bum looks wrong in anything thus a fight would progress whithin sensitive topic lol

"being sensitive about your derrière is preferable to a sensitive derrière" ~ Oscar Wilde

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Posted: March 28 2014 at 03:58

Atavachron wrote:

it's so unlikely a prog fan would actually have sex that a pregnant model is a bit hard to swallow... if you will

There's a smutty riposte in there but I'm not going to say it. LOL

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