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   Drunk people, calling the president, make blueberries a little sweeter. 

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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 19 2014 at 11:04
	Drunk people, calling the president, make blueberries a little sweeter.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: February 19 2014 at 10:09
	Hector fought hard to dismiss the idea he was either jinxed or unlucky. After all, who was to know that Clodagh Corr would turn out to be the half mad disowned blimp sibling of the talented Irish folk rockers they fed fish heads to from a bucket in the attic?

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65684	Posted: February 19 2014 at 02:30
	Mr. Roddenberry, I know you're dead but you let NBC cancel Star Trek and I hate you. Love, Umbulu Nestorkettle P.S. can I get a phaser?

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: February 19 2014 at 01:52
	Esteemed Crustacean I'll thank you to remember a man's front lawn is more than just allotted turf sir and no amount of gerrymandering of its boundaries or stifled mirth will ever countenance said expression euphemising my own not inconsiderable pants bounty Gene Love Rod Popplegany Edited by ExittheLemming - February 19 2014 at 01:52

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 19 2014 at 01:49
	I know the zookeeper. Keep talking.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 19 2014 at 01:29
	Dearest Toadface, I have never used fruit as a euphemism for my testicles or any other genitalia. Next time see who uses your front lawn to sell endangered tree specimens. Closest hugs & drugs, Gen. Oh-Yes.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65684	Posted: February 18 2014 at 23:32
	Dear General Shrobotmm, Everything sounds fine except the "tiny oranges", which I take to mean your shriveled testes. You may want to keep those. Best, Gene

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 18 2014 at 22:38
	Dear Mr. Gene Popplegany, Hello. It was nice to receive your invitation to participate in your stage show on September 29th, 1984. I will attend, but regret to inform you that I will limit my stage time to exactly 3:08, preferably somewhere in the middle of your program. You see, I have extreme stage freight that causes my already unimpressive penis to shrink at least three inches. Due to the fact that I will be naked I will be quite embarrassed if I'm on stage for any longer than that. I will bring tiny oranges for your crew as atonement. Thanks again for considering me. PS - Let's get together for lunch with your mistress. She makes the best sweet tea and cranberry emulsion I"ve ever had. Sincerely & completely, Gen. Bridger H. Shrobotmm
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65684	Posted: February 18 2014 at 22:23
	Parlour Games of a Nipply Nature and Other Ribaldry for the Heavily Imbibed

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 18 2014 at 16:38
	Oft forgotten saints #288: Jansru, the patron saint of space emptiness
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: February 18 2014 at 08:08
	"Garish and ill fitting knitwear is the first symptom of a democracy that is either in terminal decline or close to collapse" My Uncle Peter after 14 pints of lager (1993)

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 18 2014 at 03:38
	A small amount of insanity reveals truths.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 18 2014 at 02:08
	The walking have no presence in the exterior dimensions.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 18 2014 at 01:22
	Oranges are a failure at being shoes.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65684	Posted: February 18 2014 at 00:12
	My Anus is Trying to Kill Me: A Manifesto in 50,000 Words

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 17 2014 at 22:32
	Can a manatee survive a car accident? Well let's find out.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 17 2014 at 15:46
	A map of the modern world always omits Lichtenstein and Estonia. For good reason.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65684	Posted: February 17 2014 at 02:44
	You Can't Get Their from Hear: Improper Orthography Past and Present

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 17 2014 at 02:31
	Tomorrow I start doing what I've done today.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: February 17 2014 at 00:29
	Drugs and the llamas they castrate.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.