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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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 Posted: February 11 2014 at 00:17 |
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Your wall is celibate.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 01:34 |
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Drum patterns ingrain.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 03:59 |
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No-one knew what happened to the celibate halibut after that
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 04:06 |
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Yellow-Haired Hussies of Cornwall
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 07:55 |
Lucky? - Herbert was evacuated to London during WW2
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 10:53 |
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People called my silly to respond to every want ad in 'Drunkards Paradise' but now they are the ones that are laughing at all my bee stings.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 13:09 |
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Thirteen abortion clinics later, Marge was child free.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 18:40 |
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Great calendar ideas #6: Curling Cuties
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 22:19 |
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The Flat You Lent to the Flatulent: Lessons in Property Management
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2014 at 23:01 |
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I feel warm when you soak me in it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 00:17 |
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Ill-advised Flavors of Ice Cream #135 - Chlamydia Clementine
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 00:18 |
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You broke my fruit dish.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 00:19 |
 ExittheLemming wrote:
Lucky? - Herbert was evacuated to London during WW2
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"I am not Herbert" -- Leonard Nimoy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 00:32 |
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Tonight's Primetime Lineup:
8PM: Psychosomatic Flatulence & You
9PM: Fat People Falling Down While Carrying Food
10PM: Cold Weather: Why Does It Always Come In The Winter?
11PM: Institution Jazz
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 00:35 |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 01:11 |
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Primordial ooze congealed into another ham.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 01:22 |
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Panic at 35,000 Feet (or Are You Gonna Eat Those Peanuts?): Airline Pulp of the 1960s & 70s
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 01:34 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 01:41 |
Atavachron wrote:
Panic at 35,000 Feet (or Are You Gonna Eat Those Peanuts?): Airline Pulp of the 1960s & 70s
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'Maggie Thatcher sends her love'
'That's a parcel bomb'
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65684
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Posted: February 12 2014 at 02:25 |
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Frank was horrified to see the programs he'd had printed for the opera read "Bidet's Carmen - Tonight Only" .
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