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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 31 2014 at 10:47
Ermm "so he gave her one" I think is the correct punchline. 
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Points: 8856 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 31 2014 at 13:45
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights did make an airplane.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2014 at 03:23
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Ermm "so he gave her one" I think is the correct punchline. 

Oh dear is this one of those US vs UK English things?  That bad joke totally worked for me, dude.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2014 at 07:15
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Ermm "so he gave her one" I think is the correct punchline. 

Oh dear is this one of those US vs UK English things?  That bad joke totally worked for me, dude.
They both work. 
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Points: 1043 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2014 at 09:49
A man walks up to a nightclub accompanied by a Scotsman, an Irishman, a German, a Japanese, an American, a Chinese and an Australian. The doorman says: "Sorry sir, I can't let anyone in without a Thai."
"And now...on the drums...Mick Underwooooooooood!!!"

"He's up the pub"
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Points: 8856 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2014 at 15:12
From the Super Mario Bros Super Show:
"Let's make like a drummer and beat it!"
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2014 at 16:26
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Clown

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