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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

What the heck are you talking about? Going internet white knight on us?
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I suspect he is implying something about those who find lifting the seat one strenuous exercise too far and have a problem with the accuracy of their aim, (as opposed to those who fail to lift the seat but whose aim is exemplary or those who can lift the seat but whose directional control leaves much to be desired). 
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Depends on the amount of alcohol and my drunkness rate: if I'm too much drunk, I neither sit nor stand, I just fall. Unhappy
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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 16:48
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

I suspect he is implying something about those who find lifting the seat one strenuous exercise too far and have a problem with the accuracy of their aim, (as opposed to those who fail to lift the seat but whose aim is exemplary or those who can lift the seat but whose directional control leaves much to be desired). 

That's a nice way of saying it. Yes. I meant all the stupid a****les motherf**kers who think only in themselves and think they are somehow more manly because they spray their liquid filth a over the toilet seat, poor examples of 21st Century civilization and actually braindead imbeciles whose testosteronal pride seems to get a boost by ruining it the likely needs of another human being.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 17:04
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

I suspect he is implying something about those who find lifting the seat one strenuous exercise too far and have a problem with the accuracy of their aim, (as opposed to those who fail to lift the seat but whose aim is exemplary or those who can lift the seat but whose directional control leaves much to be desired). 

That's a nice way of saying it. Yes. I meant all the stupid a****les motherf**kers who think only in themselves and think they are somehow more manly because they spray their liquid filth a over the toilet seat, poor examples of 21st Century civilization and actually braindead imbeciles whose testosteronal pride seems to get a boost by ruining it the likely needs of another human being.
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Seated usually unless it's a really messy bowl movement then additional technique is needed.Wink
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For the seated folks: How is the toilet not in the way? And are you really sticking your hand that close to the toilet water?


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90% of the time I'll sit and shift to the side, but the other 10% I'll have to call in the SWAT team and put on the tear gas mask.
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Points: 20623 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 18:07
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

90% of the time I'll sit and shift to the side, but the other 10% I'll have to call in the SWAT team and put on the tear gas mask.
That sounds about right.
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Points: 775 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 18:32
I love this poll, this something like Frank Zappa would come up with. Ha ha
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Originally posted by AlexDOM AlexDOM wrote:

I love this poll, this something like Frank Zappa would come up with. Ha ha



And we know he was a sitter.....
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

For the seated folks: How is the toilet not in the way? And are you really sticking your hand that close to the toilet water?
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I do my business while squatting, then sidle over about a foot, sit down and rub my tush in the dirt (or preferably grass when I'm staying somewhere fancy -- like the park).  In Autumn, a pile of leaves is the best place to shake that booty in..


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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

For the seated folks: How is the toilet not in the way? And are you really sticking your hand that close to the toilet water?
 
 
There's some space behind, not from the side, so maybe it is a girth issue.  Re the water there is no issue at all.  In most bowls I've seen there is a good 4-5" from the seat to the water surface.  The hand is no where near water.  If the water level was set way up to the top of the bowl it could be an issue I spose. 
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Points: 2549 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 06 2014 at 11:55
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I think that we have just created the seedy underbelly of PA.
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Points: 13461 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 06 2014 at 17:08
I knew the wife wiped while sitting but I just figured that was a woman thing. Standing while wiping is simply showing respect for the job you just did.
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