Remain Seated or Stand?

This topic might be seen as a tad gross but I trust everyone will be mature. I honestly had no idea till today that some men remain seated to wipe. This, to me, seems logistically impossible and a recipe for pulled muscles and much discomfort. Am I in the minority? Seriously, my mind is blown and I have to know how this polls. And please, keep this discussion of cleanliness clean.

Wow, I'm the exact opposite, I sit and had no idea some people stood.

I stand

Polymorphia wrote: Geez, I thought this was going to be about response to the national anthem or something.

I thought it was about what to do at concerts

Oh, is that what toilet paper is for?

Stay mature ?   I don't think that's possible with a subject like this.   What about men who sit to pee ?

 ... [coughing] ... And I thought I was the one bored s$%tless ... until someone else actually wiped it clean.

I sit wherever possible, whether at a concert or on the bog (while cleaning myself after number two that is, not doing number one (unless I'm really tired)).

Man With Hat wrote: I hire illegals to lick me clean, which does require me to stand...although sometimes it's more of a squat.

 I would not have thought the posture makes any difference, nor the direction of the wipe ... unless you are of the female gender of course.

Atavachron wrote: .   What about men who sit to pee ?

Those are men who already have earned some respect from me, by showing respect to others and by not falling for stupid macho complexes.