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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 22:19 |
Happiness is sleeping with a pile of dirty clothes.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 22:25 |
Drugs produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs that produce drugs which produce drugs.
Or something.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 01:14 |
I am a man with two penises, both translated from Swahili.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23104
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 07:06 |
Brian Ferry always speaks Spanish in the shower. Time zone frequency unknown.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 12:53 |
Nap forever, learn homotopy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 20:52 |
Oft forgotten saints #172: Lovgrad, Patron Saint of Igneous Rock
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 20:58 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
Brian Ferry always speaks Spanish in the shower.
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Billy Squier claimed he was related to Chris, until someone pointed out the spelling difference. Billy was heard to respond in a garbled cockney accent, "I don't bloody give a rat's ass".
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 12 2013 at 21:02 |
Noticeably naked at the dinner table, Martha sat without holding a plate in her left hand. She sneezed twice a twenty minute period which would always resonate in the large wooden clock in the southeast corner.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 00:27 |
High five the pope (With hard buttocks).
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 01:08 |
Not-So-Bad Calendar Ideas #7,306 - Top 12 Ugliest Ties
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 01:19 |
Inane Palindromes #90 - Snug guns
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 01:28 |
Sugar dropped on the baby.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 01:31 |
The dingo ate your sugar.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 01:48 |
Georgia's feces consumed the dingo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 02:48 |
Shrubbery of Northeastern Arizona
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23104
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 05:15 |
Wheelchair fondue at the docks turns lethal.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 15:37 |
Atavachron wrote:
Shrubbery of Northeastern Arizona
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Bad-Calendar Ideas #999,905
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 13 2013 at 19:37 |
Somebody should sell it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 14 2013 at 01:38 |
No need to poop today.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65602
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Posted: December 14 2013 at 01:43 |
It turns out misery loves cheese.
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