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Man With Hat 
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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 Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:16 |
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Bad calendar ideas #172: Butter Pats Of New Jersey Diners
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65255
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:24 |
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I knew a stripper named Butter Pats. She was a Quaker.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:27 |
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You can't blame her for trembling in that situation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65255
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:32 |
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Originally they tried to make her a baker but she became a Shaker before a Quaker so they couldn't break her. It's quite a story.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:45 |
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Forgotten 50s B-Movies #88: The terrible inner-tube.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65255
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 02:15 |
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Reggie 'The Casserole' Blake and the Phlegm Masters of Tutone City
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23104
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 11:18 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
Just so we don't lose the conversation from part II:
Originally posted by Guldbamsen
Man With Hat to aisle 5 - we're out of Sweppes and poontang!
Originally posted by Guldbamsen
Oh and hey Phillosaurus!
Might be a good time to make a new one of theseSmile We're already well passed 500 pages here and Neptune's fork is right around the corner. Anyway, I just thought it should be you who started the new one. You're the one with the ectoplasm and Sirius effects after all. Wouldn't wanna give you a false panda, if you know what I mean...
Di Vinci would express the love and iron boots that can only be transmitted by the plagues of old Argentina. |
Exactly. No sense in playing around with those balls.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 11:18 |
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Pete got scared and decided to marry a stork.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 17:20 |
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Fungus Parade: 16:00 hours, Thursday January 14th.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65255
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 20:59 |
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Inane Palindromes #14 - 'Not a ton'
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 21:21 |
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Two toilets later, Rob realized he should go to the hospital.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 01:18 |
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They explain contrapuntal aggression theory with hand sanitizer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65255
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 02:15 |
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Laura was overhead talking to the forks again.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65255
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 02:38 |
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Crimp a Tooth, Fondle a Pinking Shear: More Stupid Stuff You Can't Really Do
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65255
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 03:02 |
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Unhelpful Fortune Cookie Messages #616 - It's called a life; Look into it.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 09:27 |
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Always a part of the dazzling lights, happening grooves and glitter-enhanced party rhino, local slut Gwendolyn was bound for joyful miscalculation and a breezy sense not unlike a cold night in the car with the windows down.
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twseel
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Joined: December 15 2012
Location: abroad
Status: Offline
Points: 22767
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 11:44 |
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Bury layers under layers
slayer's
Handy staying furs
Fur minds may they say
'Durf die slee 'ns geur te geven'
Does love Jay Fen?
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 11:47 |
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^ Does love Jay Fen? I don't know, I just don't know...
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23104
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 12:44 |
Unlikely movie premiers 44# 'Jenny's Swedish Orca Fling'
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 11 2013 at 13:15 |
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My baby is made of aluminum, your baby is made of cheese.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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