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In this thread you can only comunicate thorugh lousey french, in Crabisme. 
here is a sample

here are some help to lern how to write it 

The Sausage in the Wardrobe[edit]
[Madame Fanny has been spending forged money in the hat shop]
Crabtree: Good Moaning, I have come to arost your mither.
Yvette: Arrest her mother, why?
Crabtree: She has been pissing fudged bank notes in the hot shop.
Edith: What does Crabtree say Yvette?
Yvette: I think he said "she has been passing forged bank notes in the hat shop.
Crabtree: Presoasly
René (Dressed like Fanny, doing a poor impression of her): Edith, remind him that he is supposed to be on our side.
Crabtree: Who is the ugly old bog in the bid with your mither?
Fanny: I have been asking the same question.
René (takes off his wig): It is I, Rene.
Crabtree: My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.
René: Edith, give him 500 francs from the till and tell him to pass off.
Crabtree: There is no need to be rode.

lit just see if we can moik dus heppen and kup it suvvul 

Edited by aginor - July 13 2013 at 15:59