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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 15:48
The veteran rocker Dave Brock
said: "'Twas I who invented space rock.
If you think I'm lying
I don't give a flying -
kneel down and start..." (decency forbids me to finish that one)



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 15:54
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

The veteran rocker Dave Brock
said: "'Twas I who invented space rock.
If you think I'm lying
I don't give a flying -
kneel down and start..." (decency forbids me to finish that one)


I'm amazed it took so long for an x-rated limerick to arrive LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:09
Remarked Can's Holger Czukay: "Oh bounce it!
I do finally have to announce it:
Though well-known is my name
it does not give me fame
because no-one knows how to pronounce it"!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:16
this game is actually fun. usually Friede is the one who writes poems, but I thought I should give it a try with a short limerick. and now I think I'm getting the hang of it


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:30
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

this game is actually fun. usually Friede is the one who writes poems, but I thought I should give it a try with a short limerick. and now I think I'm getting the hang of it

You're doing great, keep 'em coming Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:47
The saxes of poor Bloomdidoo
were stolen, so what should he do?
Two more hours to go
till the start of the show!
So he finally played on his shoe!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:54
Here's a couple that haven't been limericked yet...

I heard Freddie Mercury say
"I love both music and ballet"
While he sang like a guy
With a wink of his eye
The entire world knew he was gay!

The Moody Blues lived by the tron
When it broke down the magic was gone
So they hired Moraz
But the Switzerland spazz
Walked out in a huff later on!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2013 at 20:50
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:


Originally posted by The.Crimson.King The.Crimson.King wrote:


Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

A guy listened to some Steve Hacket,Found his music was totally cra-cked."His playing is boring,I can't help but snoring,If you don't believe me just check it".


Hackett fan here but gotta give you props on this one Thumbs Up
I'm a Hackett fan myself. but there is no harm in making a joke


SQUACKET!
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2013 at 04:08
Well, well - look what my wife did behind my back! I suppose I have to make some limericks myself:

Quoth Steve Hillage: "It is as I feared.
I looked better when I had a beard.
But Miquette the depraved
wanted me to be shaved,
and now I look perfectly weird".

Said a list'ner. "I cannot enjoy
Magma's music, because they destroy
any reason or sense
with their experiments
and their lyrics which go 'hoi-hoi-hoi'"


BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2013 at 05:02
There once was a son of Accrington
Known as the Jon of Anderson
His lyrics were laced with metaphysical
Phrases non sequitur and nonsensical
That flew like the swan of Avalon
 
 
Now Yes enter that middle refrain
With a hope that you will explain
Or give a reason, so tell us of your poison
As some said Jon, you are putting us on
What the hell is a total mass retain?
 


Edited by Dean - July 13 2013 at 05:15
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2013 at 23:18
There once was a man named Knobby
Annoying Prog fans was his hobby
He proclaimed himself Masterman
But he got himself banned
Will he be back? Probly.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2013 at 17:41
Originally posted by stegor stegor wrote:

There once was a man named Knobby
Annoying Prog fans was his hobby
He proclaimed himself Masterman
But he got himself banned
Will he be back? Probly.

Well played Wink

...I can't resist taking a shot too...

Knobby proclaimed to love pwog
With a diction and grammer quite odd
His sandbox was full 
Of opinions and bull
That would better be served in a blog!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2013 at 21:11
Originally posted by The.Crimson.King The.Crimson.King wrote:


Originally posted by stegor stegor wrote:

There once was a man named Knobby
Annoying Prog fans was his hobby
He proclaimed himself Masterman
But he got himself banned
Will he be back? Probly.

Well played Wink
...I can't resist taking a shot too...
Knobby proclaimed to love pwog
With a diction and grammer quite odd
His sandbox was full 
Of opinions and bull
That would better be served in a blog!


Nailed it!!! sh*t I can't top that...not gonna even try.
Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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