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BaldJean 
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 Posted: July 12 2013 at 15:48 |
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The veteran rocker Dave Brock
said: "'Twas I who invented space rock.
If you think I'm lying
I don't give a flying -
kneel down and start..." (decency forbids me to finish that one)
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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The.Crimson.King
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Location: WA
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 15:54 |
 BaldJean wrote:
The veteran rocker Dave Brock
said: "'Twas I who invented space rock.
If you think I'm lying
I don't give a flying -
kneel down and start..." (decency forbids me to finish that one)
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I'm amazed it took so long for an x-rated limerick to arrive 
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BaldJean
Prog Reviewer
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Location: Germany
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:09 |
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Remarked Can's Holger Czukay: "Oh bounce it!
I do finally have to announce it:
Though well-known is my name
it does not give me fame
because no-one knows how to pronounce it"!
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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BaldJean
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Location: Germany
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Points: 10387
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:16 |
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this game is actually fun. usually Friede is the one who writes poems, but I thought I should give it a try with a short limerick. and now I think I'm getting the hang of it
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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The.Crimson.King
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Location: WA
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:30 |
BaldJean wrote:
this game is actually fun. usually Friede is the one who writes poems, but I thought I should give it a try with a short limerick. and now I think I'm getting the hang of it
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You're doing great, keep 'em coming 
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BaldJean
Prog Reviewer
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Location: Germany
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:47 |
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The saxes of poor Bloomdidoo
were stolen, so what should he do?
Two more hours to go
till the start of the show!
So he finally played on his shoe!
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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The.Crimson.King
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 16:54 |
Here's a couple that haven't been limericked yet...
I heard Freddie Mercury say "I love both music and ballet" While he sang like a guy With a wink of his eye The entire world knew he was gay!
The Moody Blues lived by the tron When it broke down the magic was gone So they hired Moraz But the Switzerland spazz Walked out in a huff later on! |
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progbethyname
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 30 2012
Location: HiFi Headmania
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Posted: July 12 2013 at 20:50 |
SQUACKET!
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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BaldFriede
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 02 2005
Location: Germany
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Posted: July 13 2013 at 04:08 |
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Well, well - look what my wife did behind my back! I suppose I have to make some limericks myself:
Quoth Steve Hillage: "It is as I feared.
I looked better when I had a beard.
But Miquette the depraved
wanted me to be shaved,
and now I look perfectly weird".
Said a list'ner. "I cannot enjoy
Magma's music, because they destroy
any reason or sense
with their experiments
and their lyrics which go 'hoi-hoi-hoi'"
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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Dean
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Posted: July 13 2013 at 05:02 |
There once was a son of Accrington
Known as the Jon of Anderson
His lyrics were laced with metaphysical
Phrases non sequitur and nonsensical
That flew like the swan of Avalon
Now Yes enter that middle refrain
With a hope that you will explain
Or give a reason, so tell us of your poison As some said Jon, you are putting us on
What the hell is a total mass retain?
Edited by Dean - July 13 2013 at 05:15
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What?
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stegor
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Location: Minnesota
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Posted: July 13 2013 at 23:18 |
There once was a man named Knobby Annoying Prog fans was his hobby He proclaimed himself Masterman But he got himself banned Will he be back? Probly.
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The.Crimson.King
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Posted: July 14 2013 at 17:41 |
stegor wrote:
There once was a man named KnobbyAnnoying Prog fans was his hobby He proclaimed himself Masterman But he got himself banned Will he be back? Probly. |
Well played 
...I can't resist taking a shot too...
Knobby proclaimed to love pwog With a diction and grammer quite odd His sandbox was full Of opinions and bull That would better be served in a blog!
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progbethyname
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Posted: July 14 2013 at 21:11 |
The.Crimson.King wrote:
stegor wrote:
There once was a man named KnobbyAnnoying Prog fans was his hobby He proclaimed himself Masterman But he got himself banned Will he be back? Probly. |
Well played ...I can't resist taking a shot too... Knobby proclaimed to love pwog With a diction and grammer quite odd His sandbox was full Of opinions and bull That would better be served in a blog! |
Nailed it!!! sh*t I can't top that...not gonna even try.
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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