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Jim Garten 
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 Posted: March 20 2013 at 11:57 |
 chopper wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
Stool Man wrote:
Anyone can make their own.
1. Unwrap a Mars bar.
2. Dip it in batter.
3. Fry in loads of oil.
4. Or in lard.
5. Serve. 6. Die of massive heart attack |
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Shouldn't there be some eating of said Mars bar in between 5 and 6, or is the mere sight of it enough? |
You're joking - just typing it means I have to take an extra statin tonight
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dysoriented
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:16 |
 Lardy cake. I made some of these the other week. Dense, sticky, sweet. And they stink to high heaven while you're making them. Ingredients: flour, water, sugar, lard, yeast, more lard, dried fruit, more lard.
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dysoriented
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:21 |
Snow Dog wrote:
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Just in case of legal action, I would like to point out that I like KFC Zinger Tower burgers and haven't died from one yet. |
How are the chips/fries in your local KFC? Ours are truly awful. Much worse than either McDonallds or Burger King. |
When I used to eat from KFC I noticed the chips were always stone bleed'n cold!!! >.<
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:23 |
dysoriented wrote:
Lardy cake. I made some of these the other week. Dense, sticky, sweet.And they stink to high heaven while you're making them. Ingredients: flour, water, sugar, lard, yeast, more lard, dried fruit, more lard. |
OK OK... now I'm drooling!
Lardy cake - one of the best ways to die
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:23 |
dysoriented wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
chopper wrote:
Just in case of legal action, I would like to point out that I like KFC Zinger Tower burgers and haven't died from one yet. |
How are the chips/fries in your local KFC? Ours are truly awful. Much worse than either McDonallds or Burger King. |
When I used to eat from KFC I noticed the chips were always stone bleed'n cold!!! >.< |
There's chips in KFC?
Edited by Dayvenkirq - March 20 2013 at 12:24
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:24 |
Dayvenkirq wrote:
^ There's chips in KFC? |
I suspect 'fries' in the same way as McD's are fries - ie, maize flour & water (no potatoes!)
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Dean
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 12:43 |
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Note to Andrey: crisps (Brit) are chips (US) , chips(Brit) are fries(US), fries(Brit) are baby fish.
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What?
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Nogbad_The_Bad
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 13:05 |
Every year when I go back to England I make sure I have 4 things :-
Chicken Jalfrezi
Pork Pie
Cream Cake (with real whipped cream not the crappy US synthetic stuff)
Pint of Proper Beer (though truth be told I usually have about 30 of these during the week)
Edited by Nogbad_The_Bad - March 20 2013 at 13:06
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Ian
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https://podcasts.progrock.com/post-avant-jazzcore-happy-hour/
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 13:31 |
^ Good selection there Nogbad. Not a complete guarantee of a trip to the mortuary, but a great way to help you on your way! Mmmm!
Old Age often does it.
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happythe
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 13:35 |
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Oh dear... These things are from my hometown. Thank god the inventor of the pneumatic tyre is too, and pipped the chippies to the post in getting his name on the "Welcome" road sign. A few years ago, blundering around the city after a drunken night, I ordered a burger from a(nother!) chip shop. When it came, the whole thing was deep-fried! Surely this can't be normal?! I've never tried it again to see if I just stumbled upon a rogue frier that fatful night. Anyway, anything could kill you these days, we're living in violent times. 
Edited by happythe - March 20 2013 at 13:36
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Stop me from dreaming?
Okay :-(
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 17:02 |
I would have thought it would be black pudding. 
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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rushfan4
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Stool Man
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:02 |
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Dip her in batter, fry her in lard.....
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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Ajay
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:20 |
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^ Roll her in flour...
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Padraic
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 21:11 |
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We are not amused!
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CPicard
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 03:52 |
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For some reason, I'm afraid of Boris Johnson.
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Dayvenkirq
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Icarium
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 06:39 |
the Nucklaeve 
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Blacksword
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:30 |
chopper wrote:
Dean wrote:
Padraic wrote:
Cutting in front of someone whilst queued. |
Only if being glared at and subjected to people muttering under their breath can cause the painful and excruciating death that people are wishing upon you. |
I saw a fight in our local KFC once caused by someone pushing in. I guess there's 2 potential ways of dying there - a fight or a KFC burger.  |
Our local KFC was always full of people who look like they're going to attack you. The food is also awful. The chips are indeed cold and I don't know what it is about lettuce in fast food places. Last time I checked iceburg lettuce was supposed to be green and crispy, not brown and slimey...  I wouldn't give that food to a dog to be frank.
I had KFC in canada once, and it wasn't great but it was a far more positive experience. The kids serving the food didn't seem to have the same skin problems that our fast food counter staff seem to have either, and they smiled.
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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happythe
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 13:02 |
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The KFC employees in France (near me, at least) are also way nicer than in McDonalds or Quick. But the food still tastes like it's been sitting in the bottom of a dirty fryer for days.
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Stop me from dreaming?
Okay :-(
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