Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
Posted: March 14 2013 at 03:26
Antz
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: May 25 2011
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 10970
Posted: March 14 2013 at 01:43
Before: Rules of Engagement - "Game On".
Jeff: All right, get going, beat the crowd, getting those seats! Take in the atmosphere. Floor seats, hello! [walks into the bedroom, sees Audrey with her clothes scattered ‘round] What’s going on here? You’re having a yard sale?
Audrey: I’m having wardrobe problems.
Jeff: Oh, no, please. Please, not tonight. Not with the floor seats.
Audrey: I’ve tried everything on, nothing looks good.
Jeff: [picks up a dress] This looks good, I told you that when you modeled for me yesterday!
Audrey: Yesterday, it fit. Today, I’m all bloody and the seams are practically bursting open.
Jeff: Since yesterday?
Audrey: Are you calling me a liar?
Jeff: You’re mad.
Audrey: I don’t agree, you’re fat.
Jeff: There’s a new twist on an old game.
Audrey: Look, I have two more possibilities. I’m gonna try both on, you tell me which one looks better. [shows the dresses]
Jeff: Tell you right now, first one.
Audrey: Jeff, you could at least pretend to care.
Jeff: I was pretending.
Audrey: Go without me.
Jeff: I’m not falling for that one, it’s like when you said I didn’t have to do anything special for our anniversary.
Audrey: You didn’t have to, I thought maybe you’d want to.
Jeff: You should know tonight is being torpedoed because you think you’re fat.
Audrey: I don’t think I’m fat, I feel fat.
Jeff: More word play. Tonight was supposed to be fun for both of us but now you’re in a bad mood because of your clothes. Your body and clothing issues are just like my sports.
Audrey: What?
Jeff: Yep. When you think that you look good and your clothes all fit, life is good, but if not, it’s foxhole time.
Audrey: That is crazy.
Jeff: Is it? Is it crazy? [gives Audrey a crazy stare]
Charlie Eppes: Lady luck, chance, randomness... Human beings truly have a hard time understanding it. Raindrops fall randomly. Now which of these two images best represents raindrops falling on a sidewalk? Is it image A? [grouped pattern] ... Image B? [even pattern - the class chooses this one] ... Okay. ... You're wrong. Our brains misperceive evenness as random, and wrongly assume that groupings are deliberate. Because of this people make all sorts of irrational decisions. Like, they won't work in a high rise building, or they're afraid to live in an earthquake prone area. And yet mathematical assessment tells us that you are far more likely to suffocate in bed than you are to you are to die in a terrorist attack. You are ten times more likely to die from alcohol than from being in an earthquake. And it is three times more likely that you will be killed while driving to buy a lottery ticket than it is that you will win the lottery.
Joined: February 01 2013
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 221
Posted: March 13 2013 at 05:54
D.E.B.S.
The writing and acting are execrable. On the other hand, it's a young female cast in schoolgirl uniforms! With lesbianism! I'm not sure which alternate universe this fell out of, but I'm willing to emigrate.
Joined: August 31 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 2530
Posted: March 13 2013 at 02:01
Last thing I watched was Barcelona thumping AC Milan 4-0, becoming the first team in the Champions league to overcome an away 0-2 deficit and not scoring an away goal.
Lionel Messi is a football superstar.
The football Barcelona play is pure 'prog' - they progressively dismantle opposing teams at will.
Edited by horza - March 13 2013 at 02:02
Originally posted by darkshade:
Calling Mike Portnoy a bad drummer is like calling Stephen Hawking an idiot.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
Posted: March 12 2013 at 15:58
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