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Timmy: Well, I'm sorry, but yes, I'm a bit pent up!
Russell: Well, don't you worry, Uncle Russell's gonna help you release the pressure.
Timmy: Look, I don't care how soft and lady-like your hands are, the answer's no!
Russell: No, no! ... That's not what I meant. ... What I meant is that I know some women who have the reputation for the services they are willing to provide.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
Posted: March 04 2013 at 23:35
Top Gear
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: May 25 2011
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 10970
Posted: March 05 2013 at 01:12
Rules of Engagement - "Old Timer's Day". The whole episode is just hysterical.
Audrey: No, I'm not going to another one of your softball games. The last time I went there I was in charge of beverages. I was called "the beverage bimbo".
Joined: May 25 2011
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 10970
Posted: March 05 2013 at 01:38
BeBefore: That 70's Show - "It's A Wonderful Life".
Donna: Okay, well, I'm gonna call it a day. ... Good night.
Eric #2: Night.
Angel: And there you go. You and Donna never kissed.
Eric #1: Well, thanks. This was nice. [Pats angel's shoulder] Good night. [Turns away]
Angel: No, no. We're gonna follow her home and see what happened next.
Eric #1: Are you an angel or a stalker?
Angel: Hey, let me do my job. I'm gonna prove to you that it is better to have loved and lost . . . than never to have loved at all, ya pansy. [Slaps Eric #1’s cheek]
Before: King of Queens - "Home Cheapo".
Now: 'Til Death - "Swimming with the Starks".
Joy: ... I mean, every time I go to the bathroom, that theater boy Giancarlo hits on me.
Eddie: [stares at Joy] ... Giancarlo hits on me!! ... Two-timer.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
Posted: March 05 2013 at 02:39
Numbers
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
Posted: March 05 2013 at 15:41
Mythbusters
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
Posted: March 05 2013 at 23:40
The Taste
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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