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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:13
^Haha! what was the first one?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:14
"Don't sit on the grass
it's too cold for your ass"

Emtidi - Saat. Think the song's called Walk in the park. It's the opening cut anyhoo...

The funniest thing about it though, is that it's being sung by a woman, in a psychedelic folk setting - extremely heartfelt and hippie-like. I crack up every time I hear that track.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:16
Originally posted by bytor2112 bytor2112 wrote:

^Haha! what was the first one?
obscure little band called The Beatles, "If You've Got Troubles"







Edited by Atavachron - February 23 2013 at 18:17
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:20
^ Just Googled it. Called "If You've Got Trouble". Never heard it. Must be from early 60's.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:21
^neither have I, it's go some freakin' terrible lyrics though.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:23
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 18:26
I think it's on Anthology Two, and probably had been bootlegged earlier
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 21:00
Angel Dust by Venom:

"Angel Dust want a shot

Angel Dust, need a lot,
cause it gets me higher,
than anything i know"

Angel Dust, don't know if it still exists on the street, but it can sometimes cause permanent psychosis after only one trip, these lyrics might encourage someone to do it, and that is not cool!
(Pretty all of Venom's lyrics are f*&%$ up, but this is one of the worst)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 21:11
He told me that the Lizards were a race of people practically extinct
From doing things smart people don't do
He said that he was once a Lizard too...
His name was Rutherford the Brave and he was on a quest to save
His people from the fate that lay before them.
Their clumsy end was perilously near
The Lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightened
By the writings of the Helping Friendly Book
In all of Prussia only one existed
And Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook
Phish - The Lizards

Of course, the very worst lyrics of all perished along with their creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 21:15
^ Wow, unintentionally worked a Hitchiker's quote into my 42nd post, how epic is that?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2013 at 23:43
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

Or how about this one:

Well I'm running here
I'm running there
I'm looking for a girl
Cause there's nothing I need
There's nothing I want more
In the whole wide world

Need Some Love - Rush
Whoa. Who wrote these?


Geddy Lee.  They're from the debut, before Peart joined and put an end to this nonsense.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2013 at 23:46
Originally posted by WanderingLogician WanderingLogician wrote:



Of course, the very worst lyrics of all perished along with their creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth.


Are you sure?

Originally posted by Amanda McKittrick Ros Amanda McKittrick Ros wrote:



Holy Moses! Have a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer,
Some of whom are turned to dust,
Every one bids lost to lust;
Royal flesh so tinged with 'blue'
Undergoes the same as you.
...
Famous some were--yet they died;
Poets--Statesmen--Rogues beside,
Kings--Queens, all of them do rot,
What about them? Now--they're not!


Not lyrics, per se, exactly, but...I think they deserve a mention...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2013 at 15:14
These are all certainly worthy, but none are close to these, which have the added bonus of being sung completely out of tune.

Hot girls we got problems too
We're a lot like you...
except we're hot
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2013 at 15:16
^ Too funny ... .
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 04:35

The Song "Quack Like a Duck" has some terrible lyrics but I believe it was written badly on purpose. LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 04:42
^ You wanna post 'em? LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 04:52
The Lyrics are a bit too racy to post. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 05:02
Originally posted by WanderingLogician WanderingLogician wrote:

^ Wow, unintentionally worked a Hitchiker's quote into my 42nd post, how epic is that?

That is pretty amazing.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 05:12
Originally posted by Jonathan Jonathan wrote:

The Lyrics are a bit too racy to post. LOL

The whole video is funny. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 22:44
I think all of "Counting Out Time" probably qualifies.  Although it's supposed to be satire (I think) so it doesn't really count.


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