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"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness." - Ted Nugent

Hunh??
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Points: 5154 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 31 2013 at 10:10
"Beauty is only possible as counterpart of ugliness, as back is only black because of white"
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Points: 1781 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 20:33
 "It's not the first time I've died in Coventry" Dave Swarbrick (Fairport Convention) on reading his own (premature!) 
obituary in The Telegraph in 1999. 

Incidentally, Swarbrick is still with us after a double lung transplant in that same year.
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Points: 5012 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2013 at 17:39
I like this one a lot:
"For me, music and life are all about style" - Miles Davis
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Originally posted by Astral Traveller Astral Traveller wrote:

Rick Wakeman: "When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!" 

Robert Wyatt: "Why play in 4/4 when you can play in 5/8?" 

Greg Lake: "Making a comeback is one of the most difficult things to do with dignity."

Robert Fripp: "...What we're going to do, umm... do it twice more, once with the oboe, once without it, and then... we finish" (From Islands)

Robert Wyatt: (On be asked if he would ever go "Wyatting") "Oh no. I don't really like disconcerting people. Although often when I try to be normal I disconcert anyway."

Rick Wakeman:  "Prog was the porn of the music industry. People almost used to ask for it in a brown paper bag."

Roger Waters: "Yeah, the beginning of that bloody Phantom song is from Echoes. *DAAAA-da-da-da-da-da*. I couldn't believe it when I heard it. It's the same time signature—-it's 12/8—-and it's the same structure and it's the same notes and it's the same everything. b*****d. It probably is actionable. It really is! But I think that life's too long to bother with suing Andrew f***ing Lloyd Webber."



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Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.”

― George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four



"Ignorance and Prejudice and Fear walk Hand in Hand"- Neil Peart
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Points: 8631 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2013 at 14:30
"My music is best understood by children and small animals"
-Igor Stravinksy

Who also said..."To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. a duck hears also"

Edited by Tapfret - February 27 2013 at 14:33

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Did you see my spread in Playgirl ? I spread like a mother@&%$
DEVIN TOWNSEND
Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.


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"If I sit down, I don't know about that music, I don't write, I don't read, I don't know chords. I literally don't know what chords are. But I know what works."

                                                                                - Peter Hammill in an article of some magazine.


Edited by Dayvenkirq - June 09 2013 at 04:56
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"It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat."
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Points: 8543 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2013 at 17:46
Originally posted by catfood03 catfood03 wrote:

"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness." - Ted Nugent

Hunh??


I think he's talking about having relations with wild animals.  That's just the kind of twisted Censoredbag he is.
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Points: 10970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2013 at 17:39
This web-page has a Zappa quote about record-making buried in it somewhere. Anyone cares to help? I believe it's this one:

Originally posted by Frank Zappa Frank Zappa wrote:

Picture a triangle – quality, time, price. You can choose two of these corners.

  • If you want it to be good and quick, it ain’t gonna be cheap.
  • If you want it to be quick and cheap, it ain’t gonna be good.
  • If you want it to be cheap and good, it ain’t gonna be quick.

Frank Zappa (studio door sign)



Edited by Dayvenkirq - December 30 2013 at 17:39
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Points: 785 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2013 at 19:16
"Before you play two notes learn how to play one note – and don't play one note unless you've got a reason to play it." - Mark Hollis (of Talk Talk)
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Points: 20671 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2013 at 22:03
 
"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."
Zappa

Edited by dr wu23 - December 30 2013 at 22:03
One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
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David Gilmour during an interview segment of 'Live At Pompeii'
" Many people think of us as a very drug orientated band, but we're not - you can trust us " then chuckles wryly. He was probably baked at time.......
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"If you're gonna throw sh*t at us, at least have the guts to come up to the front of the stage to do it!" - Peter Steele
"The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2014 at 07:53
^ Mr Steele was often one for a droll quip. We'll not see his like again I imagine.

I've mentioned this one before, an interview with Dimmu Borgir in Metal Hammer (or Terrorizer) a few years ago:
 
Interviewer: "Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia - what does it mean?"
DB: "They are three powerful, emotive words"
Interviewer: "Aren't they contradictory?"
DB: "...?"

...always make me smile that one.
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On Hall of the Mountain King, Grieg himself wrote, "For the Hall of the Mountain King I have written something that so reeks of cowpats, ultra-Norwegianism, and 'to-thyself-be-enough-ness' that I can't bear to hear it, though I hope that the irony will make itself felt."[
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Points: 5898 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 02 2014 at 12:40
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

 
Interviewer: "Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia - what does it mean?"
DB: "They are three powerful, emotive words"
Interviewer: "Aren't they contradictory?"
DB: "...?"
"The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook
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Points: 21 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 05 2014 at 21:10
and music, well, it's just entertainment folks! - Devin Townsend

Edited by Philodendron - January 05 2014 at 21:11
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