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Slartibartfast
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Topic: Butthurt Report form Posted: December 05 2012 at 19:24 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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zappaholic
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
Posted: December 05 2012 at 19:35 | |
A good pair of bike shorts might help.
(This was an actual sign near where I live that I photographed earlier this year.) |
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: December 05 2012 at 19:44 | |
That was so funny it made my butt hurt, fortunately there's a form for that.
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smartpatrol
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 15 2012 Location: My Bedroom Status: Offline Points: 14169 |
Posted: December 05 2012 at 19:58 | |
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: December 06 2012 at 13:42 | |
I found an online fill in version: http://nexua.org/niji/butthurt-form/
Thanks Smartpatrol, I did not know the root meaning before I started this thread, ow. Edited by Slartibartfast - December 06 2012 at 13:51 |
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HolyMoly
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: December 06 2012 at 13:56 | |
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: December 06 2012 at 14:01 | |
One of my colleagues is currently suffering from a bad hemoroid. Guess that falls into the category as well....
My ass has always been mighty healthy, although it can be pretty sensitive after a night out on the town - having gorged itself on 3 tons of oily chilli sauce(well my mouth has gorged itself, but all roads lead to Rome eh?). Visiting the lavatory the morning after feels something like a fiery childbirth.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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refugee
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: November 20 2006 Location: Greece Status: Offline Points: 7026 |
Posted: December 06 2012 at 14:36 | |
I read about a girl who swallowed a nectarine stone. It came out again, butt it hurt.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
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Dayvenkirq
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 25 2011 Location: Los Angeles, CA Status: Offline Points: 10970 |
Posted: December 08 2012 at 14:52 | |
Edited by Dayvenkirq - December 08 2012 at 14:52 |
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: December 08 2012 at 19:39 | |
Ewwww
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refugee
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Posted: December 09 2012 at 08:43 | |
Eh, well … you’re probably right, it didn’t come out again. But it came out the natural way, and I believe it was quite painful (those stones are HUGE). |
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
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