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stonebeard 
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 10:48 |
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She’s my warlock
and my eyes are rolled back.
What is she doing?
I feel hypnotized
On my way through a fiery armpit.
(lemons)
On my way, I will shave the mustache of fear
I want to looked cleaned up.
Who could have done this and stolen my woman?
I will pillage their loot and set their f**king arms on fire.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 10:58 |
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f**k YOU STAN
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:16 |
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Fiery Armpit sounds painful k
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:54 |
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Have you ever tried putting deodorant on when you have papercuts in your armpits?
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:56 |
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That's why newspapers are rolled up into plastic bags.
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 12:02 |
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This is most likely to occur after a rough day at the casino, where one loses the shirt off of their back and is forced to cut holes into a brown paper bag and wear that home from the casino.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 12:38 |
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Or if your hands are full of groceries, and you have to sign a petition by holding the pen in your armpit - with risk of paper cut as you sign.
We're weird.
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:28 |
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I hope that you're not just figuring that out now.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:32 |
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Teacher, leave them kids alone
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:32 |
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It's kind of a Spiritual Asleepening.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:36 |
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I've written three Bowie reviews today. Not really the most productive thing I could contribute for PA, but pretty fun to do anyway. Maybe I'll do more. I'm kind of caught up on my work today.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:43 |
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"Keep Talking' - Pink Floyd reminds me of a George Lopez episode I watched last night lol
Edited by smartpatrol - November 12 2012 at 13:59
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:26 |
Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname.
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i'm moving to Virginia super soon so bye bye for now. |
Bye, Matt. See you on the flip side.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:27 |
“We’ve arranged a society based on science and
technology, in which nobody understands anything about science
technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner
or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science
and technology in a democracy if the people don’t know anything about
it? Science is more than a body of knowledge, it’s a way of thinking. A
way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding
of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to
interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of
those in authority, then we’re up for grabs for the next charlatan,
political or religious, who comes ambling along." - Carl Segan
Edited by smartpatrol - November 12 2012 at 15:27
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:27 |
The Bearded Bard wrote:
Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname. |
It's all yours.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:28 |
smartpatrol wrote:
“We’ve arranged a society based on science and
technology, in which nobody understands anything about science
technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner
or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science
and technology in a democracy if the people don’t know anything about
it? Science is more than a body of knowledge, it’s a way of thinking. A
way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding
of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to
interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of
those in authority, then we’re up for grabs for the next charlatan,
political or religious, who comes ambling along." - Carl Segan
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Carl Sagan was a smart man.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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presdoug
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:58 |
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"There are two infinites, the universe, and human stupidity, and i am not sure of the former."
-Albert Einstein
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HolyMoly
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 16:02 |
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Huh, so Frank Zappa kind of ripped off Albert Einstein when he said,
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen,
because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I
dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the
basic building block of the universe.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: November 12 2012 at 16:33 |
HolyMoly wrote:
The Bearded Bard wrote:
Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname. |
It's all yours.
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Why, thank you  On second thoughts...
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