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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 00:49
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 10:48
She’s my warlock
and my eyes are rolled back.
What is she doing?
I feel hypnotized

On my way through a fiery armpit.
(lemons)
On my way, I will shave the mustache of fear
I want to looked cleaned up.

Who could have done this and stolen my woman?
I will pillage their loot and set their f**king arms on fire.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 10:58
f**k YOU STAN
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:16
Fiery Armpit sounds painful k
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:54
Have you ever tried putting deodorant on when you have papercuts in your armpits?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 11:56
That's why newspapers are rolled up into plastic bags.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 12:02
This is most likely to occur after a rough day at the casino, where one loses the shirt off of their back and is forced to cut holes into a brown paper bag and wear that home from the casino.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 12:38
Or if your hands are full of groceries, and you have to sign a petition by holding the pen in your armpit - with risk of paper cut as you sign.

We're weird.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:28
I hope that you're not just figuring that out now.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:32
Teacher, leave them kids alone
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:32
It's kind of a Spiritual Asleepening.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:36
I've written three Bowie reviews today.  Not really the most productive thing I could contribute for PA, but pretty fun to do anyway.  Maybe I'll do more.  I'm kind of caught up on my work today.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 13:43
"Keep Talking' - Pink Floyd reminds me of a George Lopez episode I watched last night lol

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:26
Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname.
 
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

i'm moving to Virginia super soon so bye bye for now.
Bye, Matt. See you on the flip side.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:27

“We’ve arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don’t know anything about it? Science is more than a body of knowledge, it’s a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we’re up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

- Carl Segan



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:27
Originally posted by The Bearded Bard The Bearded Bard wrote:

Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname.
It's all yours.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:28
Originally posted by smartpatrol smartpatrol wrote:

“We’ve arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don’t know anything about it? Science is more than a body of knowledge, it’s a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we’re up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

- Carl Segan

Carl Sagan was a smart man.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 15:58
"There are two infinites, the universe, and human stupidity, and i am not sure of the former."
                 -Albert Einstein
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 16:02
Huh, so Frank Zappa kind of ripped off Albert Einstein when he said,

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. "
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2012 at 16:33
Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by The Bearded Bard The Bearded Bard wrote:

Armpit Papercuts. I call dibs on that bandname.
It's all yours.
Why, thank youLOL On second thoughts...
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