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Topic: Which pill would you choose? Posted: October 21 2012 at 14:14 |
Found this on the net, thought it would be fun to post it here! Translation: Yellow - gives you the ability to read the thoughts of any person within 100 meters from you. You can use it 5 times a day, it works 30 minutes. Green - gives you the ability of flying (100 km/h). You can use it 3 times a day, it works for an hour. Blue - you immediately become the best in the world in any sport competition. You can use it only once. After the consumption you will live for 10 years at most. Orange - gives you the ability to evoke the effect of any drug (narcotic) on yourself. Does not make you addicted and does not harm your health. Usage: 4 pills a day, each one works for 45 minutes. Red - gives you the ability to connect to the internet with your brain. You can use it 6 times a day. It works for 1 hour. Pink - gives you the ability to take shape of any animal or human. You can use it twice a day for a 2 hours long effect. Grey - gives you the ability to make somebody love you with a simple touch. You can use it 10 times in your life. You can remove the effect. Black - lets you foresee the future 5 years ahead. You may use it only once. OK, let's see how it goes!
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"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."
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Tuzvihar
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 14:15 |
And give me the orange pill, please!
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"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."
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thellama73
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 14:18 |
None. I don't take pills.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 14:25 |
Green for me, please. I'd love to fly.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 14:40 |
Pink i geuss,
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The Doctor
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 15:17 |
Torn between yellow and pink. Both could be very useful in my plans for world domination.
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 15:35 |
Green. Even though I'm rather acrophobic!
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 15:41 |
Only one vote for Orange?! C'mon, that'd be awesome!
Flying seems dangerous. You'd need to time yourself for an hour or else you'd fall to your death.
Orange!
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HolyMoly
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 16:13 |
infocat wrote:
Green. Even though I'm rather acrophobic!
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Me too. But I'm banking on the theory that being able to fly would eventually rid us of that fear.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 16:42 |
I'm stuck between orange, pink, and grey. I'll have to think about this.
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Tuzvihar
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 16:45 |
Nobody mentions the blue one and the red one so far.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 16:57 |
One grey pill, please. I need some love
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 16:58 |
Tuzvihar wrote:
Nobody mentions the blue one and the red one so far.
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Probably because we're already on the internet 24/7. That and we don't care about sports at all (from being on the internet all the time).
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The Doctor
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:02 |
I went with pink.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:11 |
this reminds me of a D12 song
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:17 |
Surprised I'm the firs to choose it...
As a teacher, father, and husband, the yellow pill would be my choice.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:30 |
I can't believe three have chosen orange. Bunch of drug addled layabouts. Have you no ambition?
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:44 |
Obviously, the yellow one. The only really useful one.
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 17:58 |
The Bearded Bard wrote:
One grey pill, please. I need some love |
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Posted: October 21 2012 at 18:04 |
Orange
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