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    Posted: November 30 2004 at 17:24
What is everybody hoping to get for the holidays?

I for one am just hoping for money. I want sound monitors, a good mic, a mixer, a synth, and maybe some cds/records... and to really get what i want i'm going to be forking up about $1000 in total to get my little recording project under way.
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I want the three ghosts of Christmas to visit Danbo and Vibrationbaby and instill the Christmas spirit that they so desperately need so they aren't a couple of grouchy Scrooges.

Also I wouldn't mind Velvetclown gift wrapped with a big rainbow colored bow on his head and then......
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Big smileA Honda ST1300!Heart

Please please please please please?

No?Ouch

OK then: socks and underwear....Confused again.

Oh, and a six-pack of good beer.Stern Smile

I'll put on my new socks & undies, get drunk in a maudlin manner, leaf listlessly through my motorcycle mags, and sigh pathetically.... Whee. Merry ph*cking Christmas.Unhappy

 

 Big smile OK! Sing along now -- it's Christmas with that gaily prancing holiday sprite, Gdub!

Here are a few selections from his book of gay old carols:

"I'll be Homo for Christmas"

"Good Queen Winces Ass"

"Jiggle Balls"

"I Came Upon a Midnight Queer"

"Big Dong Rolling on my Thigh"

"Frosty is No Man"

"A Gay and a Stranger"

"Karl of the Bell-heads"

"Gay Pride" (Sleigh Ride)

"Violet Tights" (Silent Night)

"Brucie the Brown-nosed Reindeer"

"We Three Queens"

"Check the Balls"

"Santa Claus is Coming Out of the Closet"

and, last, but not least: "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" (let nothing you display) Wink



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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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"I'll be Homo for Christmas"

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Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer is on TV tonight.
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:40
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

 

 Big smile OK! Sing along now -- it's Christmas with that gaily prancing holiday sprite, Gdub!

Here are a few selections from his book of gay old carols:

"I'll be Homo for Christmas"

"Good Queen Winces Ass"

"Jiggle Balls"

"I Came Upon a Midnight Queer"

"Big Dong Rolling on my Thigh"

"Frosty is No Man"

"A Gay and a Stranger"

"Karl of the Bell-heads"

"Gay Pride" (Sleigh Ride)

"Violet Tights" (Silent Night)

"Brucie the Brown-nosed Reindeer"

"We Three Queens"

"Check the Balls"

"Santa Claus is Coming Out of the Closet"

and, last, but not least: "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" (let nothing you display) Wink

LOL

Thanks a bunch Petey, I've just wet myself!Embarrassed



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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2004 at 16:44
^...yeah funny if you're a bunch of closeted homophobes!!
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Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

^...yeah funny if you're a bunch of closeted homophobes!!

What ya mean closeted?

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Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!?Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**!Angry
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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I am getting a Creative Zen Touch 20GB Mp3 Player.

My whole Cd collection in a player no bigger than a cigarette packet!Approve

And an Acuity CD from across the ocean!

Cheers Gdubbery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Clap

 



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Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!?Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**!Angry

Yeah..if you just worked nearly 12 hours you might be a bit grouchy too!! Also I work for the tightest ship in the shipping business...which translates as it isn't no desk job bucko...I am exhausted and easily irritable at the moment!! Arrgghh!!
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Non-homophobic, somewhat more politically-correct version:

I'll Be Homeless for Christmas

Good Looking Wench's Ass

I Came Upon a Midnight Snack

Frosty the Snowperson

Violent Knight

I Had Three Sh*ts

In Her Underpants (Winter Wonderland)

Kick the Balls

Velvet the Rednosed Alcoholic

We Three Heads of State....

Sorry Drub -- it's just not working! Confused

PigCan I include "Did You Hear Gdub's Queer?" Big smile

No?Unhappy

Sorry -- I'll stop now!Ouch
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 1298 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2004 at 20:47
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Non-homophobic, somewhat more politically-correct version:

I'll Be Homeless for Christmas

Good Looking Wench's Ass

I Came Upon a Midnight Snack

Frosty the Snowperson

Violent Knight

I Had Three Sh*ts

In Her Underpants (Winter Wonderland)

Kick the Balls

Velvet the Rednosed Alcoholic

We Three Heads of State....

Sorry Drub -- it's just not working! Confused

PigCan I include "Did You Hear Gdub's Queer?" Big smile

No?Unhappy

Sorry -- I'll stop now!Ouch



hahahaha wow, that sucks

"I came upon a midnight snack" is pretty funny actually
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Here's what I want: more women to get into prog.
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Originally posted by StarvingArtyst StarvingArtyst wrote:

Here's what I want: more women to get into prog.

Or why not buy one of these:



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hahahaha
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Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Hey, Gdubbin, you can't tell me that "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer" or "Get Dressed, Ye Fairy Gentlemen" aren't at least somewhat amusing!?Confused

Lighten up, Mr (formerly) Tight A**!Angry

Yeah..if you just worked nearly 12 hours you might be a bit grouchy too!! Also I work for the tightest ship in the shipping business...which translates as it isn't no desk job bucko...I am exhausted and easily irritable at the moment!! Arrgghh!!

 
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Heh, I've already gone through THREE of those. They need to build some that are more...uh....durable.
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I´ve been bad all year, so no gifts for me 
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Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

I´ve been bad all year, so no gifts for me 

Oh....you need a spanking!!
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