Forum Home Forum Home > Topics not related to music > Just for Fun
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Shred XLIX: And then the North Koreans attacked
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Topic ClosedShred XLIX: And then the North Koreans attacked
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 168169170171172 585>
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
irrelevant View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:30
Originally posted by Smurph Smurph wrote:

Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by Smurph Smurph wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Steven Tyler and J. Lo have both left American Idol.  http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/16/randy-jackson-speaks-on-j-lo-steven-tyler-leaving-idol/ Time to add Steven Wilson and Roine Stolt as the next judges, and make the show worth watching. LOL
 
Personally, I think the show was missing a huge a****le to act extra crazy.
 
 
This is why I vote for me to be the next judge. I'll be worse than Simon Cowell. I will tear their minds and dreams apart... bit by bit. I'll string up their metaphorical mothers inside their vocal chords.
You could insist that the contestants demonstrate their grasp of the music by transcribing their parts out on staff paper.
 
 
And I would barrage them for their choice of songs all the time. I'd be like "That song really showcased your voice, which really wasn't all that bad... but honestly I was bored to f**king tears. I'd rather lick Whitney Houston's corpse's t**t than listen to that song again. Who was that song by? Oh. Carrie Underwood. No comment... except I'll be calling her publicist to ask for an apology for that disaster. Oh yea, also, your lack of vibrato is killing me.
 
 
Next singer goes...
 
God, what a great song you picked there. Good thing you double-fisted it in the ass. I'm going to show you what I think of your performance. (Whips out knife and violently cuts his own arms up.) YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? YOU SICK f**k! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?

Maybe then I'd watch. LOL
New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
Back to Top
darkshade View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: November 19 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:31
My Last.fm
Back to Top
Smurph View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: January 11 2012
Location: Columbus&NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 3167 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:32
What can I say I know how to entertain. I mean, do they want ratings or not?
I would also make it my goals to get kicked off the show for irresponsibility, making contestants suicidal, and substance abuse.
 
 
"Pretty good there. I'd say you're better than Britney Spears OR Ke$ha, but that's like saying you're taller than Ryan Secrest. AM I RIGHT RYAN?? But at least you have a soul... I mean, Ryan, miss Spears, and Ke$ha had theirs raped by the devil ages ago."


Edited by Smurph - July 16 2012 at 15:36
http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/



wtf
Back to Top
irrelevant View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:34
I was actually at a friends place today and I watched The Voice... man it's bad.  
New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
Back to Top
rushfan4 View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 66574 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:36
I saw this http://www.lakeplace.com/lakefinder/mi/mason/emerson/53-71 on my drive to vacation this weekend.  I kind of felt bad for Palmer.
Back to Top
darkshade View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: November 19 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:36
My Last.fm
Back to Top
smartpatrol View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 15 2012
Location: My Bedroom
Status: Offline
Points: 14169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:37
/\ Start a Chef Goldbloom thread
Back to Top
darkshade View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: November 19 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:38
This one is better:
My Last.fm
Back to Top
smartpatrol View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 15 2012
Location: My Bedroom
Status: Offline
Points: 14169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:40
I don't even know who Chef Goldbloom is
Back to Top
desistindo View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: June 02 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:41
Originally posted by desistindo desistindo wrote:

Have you listen Cibo Matto?
Who watches the watcher of the skies?
Back to Top
desistindo View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: June 02 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:42
Originally posted by smartpatrol smartpatrol wrote:

I don't even know who Chef Goldbloom is
Who watches the watcher of the skies?
Back to Top
HolyMoly View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Retired Admin

Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26138 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:44
Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

I was actually at a friends place today and I watched The Voice... man it's bad.  
My wife got roped into that show.  I've given it a shot, and I even like American Idol from time to time, but The Voice just bores me to death.  The premise itself just seems like a non-event: see what would happen if we chose the best singers by only hearing their voice, and not how pretty they are/aren't.  Now that's progressive thinking!  Think of all the great talent that could be lurking out there in the sewers, waiting for their shot at the big time...
My other avatar is a Porsche

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

-Kehlog Albran
Back to Top
darkshade View Drop Down
Collaborator
Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: November 19 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:45
Originally posted by smartpatrol smartpatrol wrote:

I don't even know who Chef Goldbloom is


You mean this guy?
My Last.fm
Back to Top
rushfan4 View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 66574 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:45
Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

I was actually at a friends place today and I watched The Voice... man it's bad.  
My wife got roped into that show.  I've given it a shot, and I even like American Idol from time to time, but The Voice just bores me to death.  The premise itself just seems like a non-event: see what would happen if we chose the best singers by only hearing their voice, and not how pretty they are/aren't.  Now that's progressive thinking!  Think of all the great talent that could be lurking out there in the sewers, waiting for their shot at the big time...
Smurph might appreciate this premise though, based on one of his earlier rants.
Back to Top
Smurph View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: January 11 2012
Location: Columbus&NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 3167 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:46
Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

I was actually at a friends place today and I watched The Voice... man it's bad.  
My wife got roped into that show.  I've given it a shot, and I even like American Idol from time to time, but The Voice just bores me to death.  The premise itself just seems like a non-event: see what would happen if we chose the best singers by only hearing their voice, and not how pretty they are/aren't.  Now that's progressive thinking!  Think of all the great talent that could be lurking out there in the sewers, waiting for their shot at the big time...
 
Yea how stupid only pretty people are talented.
http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/



wtf
Back to Top
HolyMoly View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Retired Admin

Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26138 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:46
True.

Sorry, ture.
My other avatar is a Porsche

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

-Kehlog Albran
Back to Top
Smurph View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: January 11 2012
Location: Columbus&NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 3167 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:47
I do like the premise of the voice but the execution is just awful.
http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/



wtf
Back to Top
HolyMoly View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Retired Admin

Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26138 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:47
It's just not that exciting a premise, that's all.  Like listening to music without seeing it is some great new frontier of musical appreciation.
My other avatar is a Porsche

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

-Kehlog Albran
Back to Top
HolyMoly View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Retired Admin

Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26138 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:47
Those revolving chairs are corny as hell too.
My other avatar is a Porsche

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

-Kehlog Albran
Back to Top
rushfan4 View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 66574 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 16 2012 at 15:48
The Voice basically came about because of that woman in England who "surprised" everyone by winning British Idol, or whatever the program is called there.  I can't say that I was impressed by what I heard from her, but really just not my cuppa.
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 168169170171172 585>

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down



This page was generated in 1.110 seconds.
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.