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    Posted: April 27 2012 at 19:27
Just looking for some entertainment:) So amuse me...
I would never cheat in a relationship...
That would require TWO people finding me attractive.
..I can barely find one.
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I have a great dirty joke.

The boy fell in the mud
Biggles was in rehab last Saturday
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What do you call a bird that gets run over by a lawn mower?

Shredded Tweet
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A man is driving home from work at 5 PM.  He turns on his local rock radio station, and, as he is a big prog fan, he is happy to hear the the first song is The Spirit of Radio by Rush.  After this song is over, the next song comes on.  It's Tom Sawyer, and once again the man is quite pleased.  But the next song the station plays is Closer to the Heart, and then 2112, and then Fly By Night.  By this time, the man is somewhat confused, so he calls in to the radio station.  He says, "Look, why are you only playing Rush songs?  I love Rush, but I want to hear some other bands, too."  The guy at the station replies, "Of course we have to play Rush songs.  Don't you know?  It's Rush hour."

Is that terrible enough for you?
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Hello, my name is Alan. My existence is a joke.
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A person walks into a bar.
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This was a dirty joke. I cleaned it up for you.

Sherlock Holmes wanted to brighten up the entrance to his flat. He decided to put a couple of citrus plants on either side of the door. Watson, on seeing this asked  why had Holmes picked this particular flora. He replied "My dear chap, It's a lemon entry"
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family guy is funny 
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The book of Mormon. Yes, it really is worse than the Bible. I sure hope someone brings that stuff about how black skinned people are in league with Satan up with Romney on the campaign trail.
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^ But skinned people aren't black.
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I am proud to have played a part in such a wonderful addition to this thread.
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Originally posted by johnobvious johnobvious wrote:

What do you call a bird that gets run over by a lawn mower?

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The poor little thing!

/Vicar Of Dibley ref FTW
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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This is the worst joke i have heard recently

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?













































The Holocaust.
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Snow Dog: What the hell is that doing here? That was awesome, really made me laugh. I have always loved humour that subverts expectations.
 
If you think that's shock/inappropriate humour, try this baby on, which probably really does belong here:
 
 
What did the blind, deaf, quadraplegic Downs Syndrome boy with cancer get at Christmas?

 
 
 
Raped.
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^I have to admit i smirked and supressed a laugh.Embarrassed
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^ you are truly a credit to the site, no contest. Traffic spikes engendered by your posts must make Max all gooey insideStern Smile
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

^ you are truly a credit to the site, no contest. Traffic spikes engendered by your posts must make Max all gooey insideStern Smile

Me?
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:59
^Nah, Textbook's crass, dumb and brain dead joke
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2012 at 08:01
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

^Nah, Textbook's crass, dumb and brain dead joke

That is the problem with edgy humour. There is a risk of causing offence. But being offensive is fine. Somebody is always offended by something. 
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 28 2012 at 08:04
Yep agreed, freedom of speech is only cited by those who have to defend the indefensible
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