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Slartibartfast 
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 Posted: January 14 2012 at 16:17 |
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Hmmm, is that chair comfortable?
The Woman with Two Vaginas!Edited by Slartibartfast - January 14 2012 at 16:24 |
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stonebeard
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Posted: January 14 2012 at 16:26 |
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And what are the odds she's that attractive? I'm thinking shenanigans...
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tamijo
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 06:55 |
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Wiki is down : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitar%C5%8D
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Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 17:39 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 17:47 |
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Uncyclopedia is down
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Epignosis
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Posted: January 20 2012 at 18:40 |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 20 2012 at 19:17 |
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SOPA is Dead: Lamar Smith Withdraws Bill from the House  Thanks to ACR for that ^.  Edited by Slartibartfast - January 20 2012 at 19:19 |
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 14:51 |
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Maybe Phosphorous is still needed for life .
EDIT: This is why I hate science reporting. Headline: Life spotted on Venus Quote from the scientist:
I don't know why I keep getting mad about this constantly occurring problem. Edited by Equality 7-2521 - January 23 2012 at 16:49 |
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 17:56 |
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How about this problem?
New meaning for the term "baby food" Bill would ban food containing aborted fetuses Link A bill was introduced in the Oklahoma state senate Friday that would ban the manufacture of food containing aborted human fetuses. Ralph Shortey (R-Oklahoma City) authored Senate Bill 1418, which effectively bans the selling or manufacture of food products that contain aborted fetuses or which used aborted fetuses in the development of their ingredients.  The Attack of the Tampons  Link Armed with flaming tampons--yes, flaming tampons--two young Pennsylvanians attempted to blow up a vehicle after severely vandalizing it, according to police. The bizarre January 7 incident outside a bar in Metal Township resulted in the arrest of Patricia Deshong and Quentin Deshong on a variety of charges, including attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. Cops say the Deshongs seriously damaged a 2006 Ford Fusion, which had its windshield and windows either cracked or broken, was covered with dents, and had blood on the front passenger seat. Edited by Slartibartfast - January 23 2012 at 17:59 |
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DamoXt7942
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 21:12 |
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 21:22 |
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Wonder Bread, now chock-full of fetuses and placentae for healthy bones and teeth!
*Cue jingle music*
Wonder Bread, Wonder Bread -
Now enriched with human fetus!
Wonder Bread, Wonder Bread -
So tasty, you'll be dying to eat us!
Look for the doctor with forceps on the wrapper!
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
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stonebeard
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 21:25 |
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Sure the government comes for my delicious fetuses today, but maybe tomorrow they'll come for your delicious Siamese twin. Who will speak up for you then?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 21:40 |
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Soylent Green is made of people!!!
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 22:12 |
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As American as apple pie: of the people, by the people and for the people!
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
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Posted: January 23 2012 at 22:12 |
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Know your movie quotes! He does previously mutter "Soylent Green is made out of people." That is not, however, the famous line. |
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Hail Eris!
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Slartibartfast
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Get your hand off me you damned ape. I didn't put in quotes. Edited by Slartibartfast - January 24 2012 at 06:54 |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 24 2012 at 18:35 |
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Epignosis
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Having just read this person's article, I would call BS on this claim. This author would excuse himself (as he probably should). I have hurt people. I have read things people have written. That doesn't mean the authors I've read are guilty of anything I've done (nor should they feel bad about it). |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 25 2012 at 07:16 |
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The article is more an op-ed piece about how the real consequences of dehumanizing your political opponents. The incident is real.
Pol's cat killed; "Liberal" scrawled on body - CBS News |
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2012 at 10:20 |
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17 year old woman eats mostly nothing except McNuggets since age 2 and she's still kinda hot.
Included only for the pictures. The article is stupid. It tries to demonize fast food while ignoring that eating any one item of food for every meal would be disastrous to your health. |
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