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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:17

I don't like it!!! Tony has ruined the whole thing for me. The biggest hero ever seen in a cinema screen (when I was a small kid) is not there: where's Samson??? Eh???

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:25
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

The Bible in 50 Words

God made, Adam bit, Noah
arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked,
Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked,
prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God
remained.

There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!

 that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!



Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 04:27
thanks Tony, very enlightening, your wisdom is
shining!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:10
Originally posted by barbs barbs wrote:

Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

The Bible in 50 Words

God made, Adam bit, Noah
arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked,
Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked,
prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God
remained.

There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!

 that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!



Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.

Some fundamentalist circles would declare a fatwah if they saw the scriptures slimmed/trimmed down to this post. Cardinal Ratzinger(Bennedetto XVI) would pee himself for reading this post.

In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre?

let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:26
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Originally posted by barbs barbs wrote:

Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

The Bible in 50 Words

God made, Adam bit, Noah
arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked,
Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked,
prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God
remained.

There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!

 that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!



Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.

Some fundamentalist circles would declare a fatwah if they saw the scriptures slimmed/trimmed down to this post. Cardinal Ratzinger(Bennedetto XVI) would pee himself for reading this post.

In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre?



I don't think so. Would they use the rack first?

They didn't seem to get the two greatest commandments.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:42
Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre?

For when you reached the pyre stage you'd be grateful: some years ago there was an exhibition of old torture devices, and it was . They would probably start with something not too extreme, like the thumb crusher (very versatile: it could be applied to other body parts).

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 14:53

Originally posted by DallasBryan DallasBryan wrote:

thanks Tony, very enlightening, your wisdom is
shining!

Sorry,DB,but it had to be posted "Dallas-Style"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 10 2005 at 23:42

My wife is openly bisexual. She's also Irish and a Catholic to boot. I accept her for what she is and she believes God does too. Besides, if God condemns homosexuality, then he must be an American Republican, and therefore a corrupt politician.

And yes, we have threesomes, but that's none of your f**king business.

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