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nacho
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:17 |
I don't like it!!! Tony has ruined the whole thing for me. The biggest hero ever seen in a cinema screen (when I was a small kid) is not there: where's Samson??? Eh??? 
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barbs
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:25 |
Sean Trane wrote:
Tony R wrote:
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
The Bible in 50 Words
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!
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     that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!  
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Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.
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Eternity
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DallasBryan
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 04:27 |
thanks Tony, very enlightening, your wisdom is
shining!
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Sean Trane
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Joined: April 29 2004
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:10 |
barbs wrote:
Sean Trane wrote:
Tony R wrote:
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
The Bible in 50 Words
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!
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     that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!  
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Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.
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Some fundamentalist circles would declare a fatwah if they saw the scriptures slimmed/trimmed down to this post. Cardinal Ratzinger(Bennedetto XVI) would pee himself for reading this post.
In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre?
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let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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barbs
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:26 |
Sean Trane wrote:
barbs wrote:
Sean Trane wrote:
Tony R wrote:
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
The Bible in 50 Words
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
There you go,no need to bother reading it now!!
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     that about sums it up , I think! Thanks Tony! Please join me in the excommunication fellowship after your blasphemy!  
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Was this supposed to be the blasphemy or was he going to do that after because I don't think there's a blasphemy here.
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Some fundamentalist circles would declare a fatwah if they saw the scriptures slimmed/trimmed down to this post. Cardinal Ratzinger(Bennedetto XVI) would pee himself for reading this post.
In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre? |
I don't think so.  Would they use the rack first?
They didn't seem to get the two greatest commandments.
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nacho
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Joined: November 18 2004
Location: Spain
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:42 |
Sean Trane wrote:
In the Spanish inquisition , would we escape the pyre?
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For when you reached the pyre stage you'd be grateful: some years ago there was an exhibition of old torture devices, and it was . They would probably start with something not too extreme, like the thumb crusher (very versatile: it could be applied to other body parts).
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Tony R
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 14:53 |
DallasBryan wrote:
thanks Tony, very enlightening, your wisdom is shining!  |
Sorry,DB,but it had to be posted "Dallas-Style"

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Posted: June 10 2005 at 23:42 |
My wife is openly bisexual. She's also Irish and a Catholic to boot. I accept her for what she is and she believes God does too. Besides, if God condemns homosexuality, then he must be an American Republican, and therefore a corrupt politician.
And yes, we have threesomes, but that's none of your f**king business.
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