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    Posted: November 23 2004 at 15:48
greenback wrote (in the maleist thread):

Mariah Carey is the only women who likes prog: she was seen in San francisco streets last year wearing an IQ wet T-shirt! someone asked her: "Mariah, what's your best IQ record"? She said: "74!"

it got me thinking...

does anyone know any good prog jokes.

i know that roger water could prolly solve the foxhunting debate by writing a rant concept album about it.

anyway... here is a place for sum classic prog jokes. enlighten me...
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Points: 830 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 17:02
Whataya call A boardgame that can play keyboards really really good???


ahem...


RISK WAKEMAN!!!!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hahaha....hah...a.h.....ugh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY
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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 17:06

Originally posted by Prog_Bassist Prog_Bassist wrote:

Whataya call A boardgame that can play keyboards really really good???


ahem...


RISK WAKEMAN!!!!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hahaha....hah...a.h.....ugh....

 

DeadLeave this forum!LOL



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Points: 3830 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 17:51

Arena.

 

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Points: 2234 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 18:40

Originally posted by Prog_Bassist Prog_Bassist wrote:

Whataya call A boardgame that can play keyboards really really good???


ahem...


RISK WAKEMAN!!!!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hahaha....hah...a.h.....ugh....


that was so terrible that i think it gave me cancer...
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dont have to be jokes btw. any kind of funnies.

i heard once that when rick wakeman got pissed off with one of his instruments (organ?) he took it into a field, lit a match and fired it
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surely someone has some ELP jokes lol
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I got an ELP joke:


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ELP SUCKS

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(jk, I love them :D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY
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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2004 at 20:36

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

dont have to be jokes btw. any kind of funnies.

i heard once that when rick wakeman got pissed off with one of his instruments (organ?) he took it into a field, lit a match and fired it

Perhaps it was the operator and not the equipment.

Maybe he should have torched himself and rid us of his inflated ego

That wasn't me...that was the voices in my head.
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