Two new admin appointed

tupan wrote: Congrats, guys! You deserve it! And now you have powers beyond imagination!

That's what I thought too when I became a super power/The Soviet Union at this place. That's until I told my object of desire and she rewarded me with zero nightie horizontal jogging sessions and no cooking for the next forthnight. When protesting, she cruelly adviced me to......... *censored*. 

What happened to everyone promoted here is that they learn:

1. You can actually open a tinned spam dinner with a box opener. Spam is really good with pies and chips.

2. When you order take away food for a week, you will soon need new, bigger trousers and a payrise.

3. Robert Ludlum and Tom Clancy has written a heck of a lot books. 

4. Your cat first treat you as if you are a sad looser. After a week, it treats you if you are dying....... spooky. 

5. It is not a bad thing to mix fish and chicken in one dinner together with pies and chips

6. You can actually write thirty reviews in that time and still have time to take a nibble at Henry Plainview's tail feathers.

7. Fiona Bruce is a hell of a pretty newsreader

8. Coffee is best selfmade

9. You can play Zeuhl without any protests

10. You are relieved when the ban is over