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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:14
Usually, I don't swear, but the turn of events would lead me to use the most horrible blasphemies.

You are not an idiot, but you haven't the most little glimpse of common cultural knowledge.

We could make you drink bull milk.
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Points: 23104 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:21
Mate!

Just realized this thread is about trashing people you don´t like. The title had me going there for a while... 

Alright: I´d love to chat with you, but I´m emotionally involved in a philosophical discussion with my parakeet. I´d invite you, but you keep talking with that parked Mazda.


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Points: 32530 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:31
From one of my favorite movies:

"I am a good judge of character, and in my opinion, you are in deficit.  That is to say, I find nothing noteworthy about your physiognomy or your general appearance.  Good day to you sir."
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The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 
"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
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Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2011 at 12:02
Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 


Man... This scene are intense. I dont even like to remmenber...
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Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2011 at 12:04
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

There's always the Shakespearean insult websites - just google Shakespearean insults.




My english is rubish to understand those...
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Originally posted by desistindo desistindo wrote:

Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 


Man... This scene are intense. I dont even like to remmenber...
wow i just checked out the scene on YT - why did the insane man wack his brother with bowling pins? what happens after that? does he really drink his milkshake?
 
that was kinda weird - never heard of the film
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2011 at 21:03
^^^ I just watched the theatrical trailer for TWBB and it makes more sense - i will have to see this soon. Amazing acting of DanielDayLewis

Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - September 15 2011 at 21:04
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Points: 1584 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2011 at 19:02
I once read that cursing is a sign of a weak mind trying to exert itself... but I don't buy that s**t.
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Points: 22774 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2011 at 05:49
Your existence is entirely unnecessary.
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Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2011 at 15:01
Darwin obviously was not thinking of you when he developed the concept of evolution
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