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desistindo 
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Joined: June 02 2010 Status: Offline Points: 4321 |
 Topic: Intellectual or cool ways to swearPosted: August 19 2011 at 12:39 |
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I just know that, from a serie:
"If you are the best sperm from your father, do not even want to imagine the worst as mere" Do you know more? Edited by desistindo - August 19 2011 at 12:41 |
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 12:45 |
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F**k you and all instances of natural selection that led to your existence.
Although just made that up and it's pretty dumb. I usually just say f**k or something. |
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Padraic
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 13:16 |
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The jerk store called - they're all out of you!
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 14:04 |
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"I am rubber, you are glue."
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 14:50 |
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You're a big meanie.
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someone_else
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VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Online Points: 24338 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 15:39 |
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If I'm going to give any of you a quick guided tour through the arsenal of my expletives, this thread will be longer than any shred room before the admin in charge has an opportunity to lock it
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Lą, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 18:32 |
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Studying your intellectual and cognitive abilities lead me to think that your parents are very close relatives to each other.
You will never have to worry about being brainwashed. I love your voice and your laugh: it always reminds some holidays at the beach, when the seagulls fly near the garbage... |
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 18:35 |
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Somewhere out there, there is a tree creating oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you owe that tree an apology.
And there's the classic "I've been called worse things by better people"
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Lą, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 19:13 |
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I won't even feed my pigs with your daily meals.
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:30 |
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There's always the Shakespearean insult websites - just google Shakespearean insults.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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MFP
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Joined: March 31 2009 Status: Offline Points: 9219 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:31 |
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Georgie Boy
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CCVP
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Joined: September 15 2007 Location: Vitória, Brasil Status: Offline Points: 7971 |
Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:32 |
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those are actually pretty good! |
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Sheavy
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 28 2010 Location: Alabama Status: Offline Points: 2866 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 00:05 |
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I did not know swearing was considered intellectual.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 05:14 |
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Glaswegian invective is not dissimilar to a verbal drive-by:
You might want to think about industrial strength shampoo, seeing as how far up your backside your head is You give w.a.n.k.e.r.s. a bad name You are living proof that even our omnipotent creator had a slops tray You're so ugly you probably give your pillow face marks (the list goes on) |
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Lą, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 11:32 |
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^Good ones.
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Angelo
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 13:29 |
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I'm not as stupid as you look...
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 14:31 |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.(the faux French do it so well)
Edited by Slartibartfast - August 20 2011 at 14:32 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:52 |
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I was once called "a poor excuse for molecular configuration".
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Tapfret
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Bryant, Wa Status: Offline Points: 8581 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:55 |
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The combination of alleles that encoded your being were certainly the product of 2 unique species.
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jav1919
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Joined: July 30 2011 Location: Costa Rica Status: Offline Points: 101 |
Posted: August 20 2011 at 22:15 |
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epic to say the least
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