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Dean

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Posted: July 26 2011 at 17:56

^ I quite like horticulture.

What?

Alitare

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Posted: July 26 2011 at 18:00

-Television (including, but not limited to: nearly every television series, all sit-coms, and especially these: Dexter, Lost, CSI, anything 'pony' related, and reality/actuality shows)

-Working a full time job I hate

-Anne Rice novels

-Most of everything

-Small talk

-Poetry written by most people after 1950.

-Politics

-Sports

-Charity

-Giving to the community

-Spending money

-Being human

-High fantasy media (like Conan the Barbarian, the Lord of the Rings, etc.)

-Talking to/dealing with people who aren't passionate about something

-Subjectivity

-Objectivity

-Children

-Adults

-Honest, heartfelt friendships

-Being separate entities from one another.

-Being poor

-Fans of anything

-Perfection

-Imperfection

-Going to sleep

-Dying

-Those lonely mornings before work when you stare out from the tinted bathroom window while taking a shower and remember some obscure childhood event you'd pushed underneath your psyche, one that makes you shed a tear that becomes lost and indistinguishable amid the pattering storm form the shower head.

-Pink Floyd breaking up

-Andrew Lloyd Webber going from Jesus Christ Superstar to Cats.

-Purposed fashions 'fads'

-Idolizing others

-Tipping waitresses

-Faith in anything

-Judd Apatow style films

-Most newer films
-Elitism

-Opinions

Slartibartfast View Drop Down

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Posted: July 26 2011 at 19:13

Equality 7-2521 wrote:

What the hell is urban culture?

He woke this thread up for that? LOL

Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

Vompatti

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Posted: July 26 2011 at 19:19

- glancing through a 16-page thread to find out if I've already posted in it

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Posted: July 26 2011 at 19:28

Public pools. EEeeeewwwwww

I'm so mad that you enjoy a certain combination of noises that I don't

Earendil

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 00:42

artificial sweeteners

Earendil

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 00:44

Slartibartfast wrote:

Equality 7-2521 wrote:

What the hell is urban culture?

He woke this thread up for that? LOL

I just really needed some negativity in my day.

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:19

Reality non sense tv. Has nothing to do with "reality" in the slightest way, and yeah I´m not too keen on Thriller CSI, bad Agatha Christie imitations owning the bestseller slots at the moment. Let´s write a book on crime with degenerate murderers and a big bad cooperation who´s behind all the bs in all secrecy! Dang - that sounds like a real humdinger! We´ll get you published before you can spell bollocks!

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:26

Humanity.

No really, I'm not. But there are exceptions.

Originally posted by Any Colour You Like

Any Colour You Like wrote:

I'm really not into people.

Olol, looks like I've already misanthrope'd all up in here.

Edited by Any Colour You Like - July 27 2011 at 02:31

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:32

Humanity is great - haven´t you seen us yet?

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:33

Any Colour You Like wrote:

Humanity.

No really, I'm not. But there are exceptions.

Any Colour You Like wrote:

I'm really not into people.

Olol, looks like I've already misanthrope'd all up in here.

We like emus up in here! The world is a bad bad place.

“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:46

Guldbamsen wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

Humanity.

No really, I'm not. But there are exceptions.

Any Colour You Like wrote:

I'm really not into people.

Olol, looks like I've already misanthrope'd all up in here.

We like emus up in here! The world is a bad bad place.

Vocable.

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 02:56

The latest craze of female penned hot romance novels

Glow in the daylight vampires - Twilight etc

David Icke's Lizard People theory

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 03:03

mosquito bites

warm mayo

lost keys

drunk retarded rambo wannabes with blow-up steroid muscles

old milk

beard in my nose

beard in my mouth

seagulls outside my window at 7 in the morning

celery - I hate celery. Let me just make that absolutely clear, I hate celery. It should be wiped out! Re-invented away!

“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 19:44

People who insist on turning every discussion into a political free-for-all.

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

presdoug

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 20:17

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

mushrooms

egg salad sandwiches

tv commercials for expensive sports cars

paying more money than i want to for something

video games

dancing

bad weather that can't be properly predicted

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Posted: July 28 2011 at 01:58

I'm into women but they're not into me, does this count?

Hmm.

1. Women's bullsh*t -- don't say you're into me and then ultimately deciding you're not ready yet and ultimately end up not ever being into me!
2. Conservatism -- Whoever they are, I don't like your horrid right-wing views. Go away and stop making me poor!
3. God, religion, spiritualism and people who think Atheism is a religion
4. Internet Explorer -- why do people still use this crap browser?
5. NASCAR and IndyCar -- going round in circles is boring
6. Chromebooks -- I don't see the point!
7. iPods, iPads and other i-Media -- grrr
8. most modern films -- gratuitous violence and senseless destruction and overuse of CGI; what happened to good old Ealing Comedy type film? Nice harmless fun that isn't made by Disney!
9. most modern computer games -- seriously... stop it with the FPS'! I don't like them. Don't keep making them! They're all the damned same!
10. Star Wars - it's really not very good
11. Numbering lists from 1 to 10
12. Disney
13. Men
14. My Little Pony
15. Silly annoying memes
16. Consumerism and Advertising
17. Cold-Calls and then not leaving when I say I'm not interested
18. Cleaning
19. Tomato
20. Michael Caine when I found he was a Tory twerp
21. Murderers, rapists, molestation... yadda yadda yadda

Edited by James - July 28 2011 at 02:35

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Posted: July 28 2011 at 02:06

Originally posted by topographicbroadways

topographicbroadways wrote:

Sky News for it's 24 hour coverage of "WHAT IS GOING TO KILL YOU TODAY..."

and British people who think because 90% of the TV shows they watch are american they can use words like ""dudes" "awsome" and i even heard someone recently refer to a 5 pound note as "5 bucks" bluuurgh Dead

What you on about, dude? Sky News sucks major ass though. Wink

Edited by James - July 28 2011 at 02:06

Ricochet

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Posted: July 28 2011 at 02:42

James wrote:

1. Women's bullsh*t -- don't say you're into me and then ultimately deciding you're not ready yet and ultimately end up not ever being into me!

We told you.

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Posted: July 28 2011 at 03:22

Lederhosen
The wet sponge at the bottom of trifles
The skin that forms on warm milk
Weak or milky coffee
White people trying to speak like black people
Black people trying to speak like white people
Self appointed 'creative' people who produce squat (a.k.a. the advertising industry)
Motor Sports
Fighting Sports
Cricket
Basketball (a freaks game)
Finger-less gloves
Skull caps
Skirts with training shoes
Taxi Drivers (a.k.a. failed town criers)
Unfunny T Shirts that are invariably more entertaining than the wearer (ditto comedy ties)
Fancy Dress Parties
Plain Dress Parties
Pens that burst in suits

(the list goes on.....)